Luigi, What's That?!

[Yug_Guy]

Based off of the video "Mario Teaches Safe Sex," comes the game "Luigi, What's That?!"

The game works like this: Someone posts "Luigi, what's that?!" and says what object Mario is pointing to. The next user responds with Luigi's detailed explanation of said object. For example:

"AwesomeMario264: Luigi, what's that?! *points to a piano*"

"L-man77: That is a piano, Mario. A piano is a keyboard instrument used in many different musical styles such as classical or ragtime. While not as popular during the time of it's inception, it has become a very wildly played instrument today.

Luigi, what's that?! *points to a fig*"

...and so on. While Luigi's explanation doesn't have to be very long, just remember that it has to sound formal. And with that, I will start:

Luigi, what's that?! *points to a newspaper*

[ThatGamer]

Well this topic worked out. Lol.

[Dude]

Why did you bump this for no reason other to say it was dead?

[ThatGamer]

Why did you bump this for no reason other to say it was dead?

It could be a good topic you know. So I thought I'd redeem it!