The Comedy Topic

[universe-X]

Ok, I have another grading chart for some of those guys that have  grades that aren't up to snuff.

100-  impossible

90- miracle

80- A+

70- you did better than me

60- you did better than the teacher

50- B-

40- C

30- slap on the wrist

20- scholarship

10- I'll try harder tomorrow

0- good job

[universe-X]

Kumail Nanjiani gives his experience about riding Coney Island's Cyclone roller coaster:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FWKRHiYIuU

Funniest Stand-up comdey I've ever seen.

"And I'm from fucking Pakistan!" 

[SuperFireKirby]

Pretty good. Not the funniest I've ever seen but still really good. I'm guessing you're a fan of college humor.

Here's a segment of Louis Black: Black on Broadway. One of my favorite comedians ranting about water and our health.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNGWn-aWn5g

[universe-X]

Bump! You guys have to see this!

Don't Jerk off to this (hilarious, trust me...):
http://www.youtube.com/derrickcomedy#p/u/1/xdfMu77sYH4

[Brassman388]

I will never look at a bowl of fruit the same way ever again.

[universe-X]

"Hey, what if the pitcher had a note on it that said 'Don't jerk off to this'?"

"hehe, That's crazy..."

"Yeah, it doesn't even have like a- sexy orange in it."