Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[Greg]

Granted; it is still ironic.

I wish to be able to figure out how to use Blender...

You spend a lot of time figuring out how to use Blender. You have no inspiration for films or games of any kind.

I wish AP Calculus wasn't so annoying.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

You spend a lot of time figuring out how to use Blender. You have no inspiration for films or games of any kind.

I wish AP Calculus wasn't so annoying.

Granted; Algebra problems assimilate all the extra "annoyingness" and become that much more frustrating for you and everybody else.

I wish that I could grow a small garden.

[FSM-Reapr]

Granted, you get a toxic puddle to go with that. Congratulations, you're dead.

I wish I would be a member of the SOS Brigade.

[Yugi]

Graed, you die instantly.
I wish for someone to use the Reviver seed on me. (Hint Hint).

[FSM-Reapr]

Graed, you die instantly.
I wish for someone to use the Reviver seed on me. (Hint Hint).

That sucked.
NOT GRANTED

Lemme try this again: I wish I would be a member of the SOS Brigade.

[Yugi]

Granted, however, the series ends right as you join.

I wish that someone wouuld use thwe reviver seed on me in the Currant TWG.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted, however, the series ends right as you join.

I wish that someone wouuld use thwe reviver seed on me in the Currant TWG.

Granted; I'd use the Reviver Seed on you, but alas, I'm not in the Current TWG. D:

I wish someone would make a wish that would stump us for days.

[Bubbles]

Granted, but that wish won't come for a while

I wish that the new PMD game would come out in the US faster

[Yugi]

Granted, However it is horribly Broken.
I wish to be a soul reaper.

[FSM-Reapr]

Sorry, there is only one true reaper, or should I say reapr?

I wish for a fish.

[Yugi]

NOT GRANTED!

I wish for fish.

[FSM-Reapr]

Go fish.

I wish that I could drink an actual cup of Starbucks coffee.

[Yugi]

Go fish.

I wish that I could drink an actual cup of Starbucks coffee.

Granted, however, it scalds you and you are rushed to Hospital.

I wish I had a zanpakto.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted, however, it scalds you and you are rushed to Hospital.

I wish I had a zanpakto.

A... what...? Let me transfer over to another Wish Department. You are endlessly transferred to department after department, none of whom know what you're asking for.

I wish for cake. Just a simple cake.

[Bubbles]

Granted, but (and Im sure you saw this one coming) the cake is a lie

I wish I could think of something to be for halloween (yes I still trick-or-treat, free candy guys)