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Title: Does Australia Exist?
Post by: Mashi on October 16, 2015, 09:57:23 PM
I would like to propose several arguments that refute the notion that there exists a continent named Australia that is home to an ancestry of criminals and also a cesspool of dangerous, diverse animals that could kill any population within years.  I'll begin my argument with logical propositions and then lead onto real world examples.

1. Suppose that Australia exists.
2. Suppose that Australia is a country.
3. Suppose that Australia is a continent.
4. However, we know there are seven continents.  Those continents being North America, South America, Europe, Asia, Africa, Antarctica, and Atlantis.
5. The existence of Australia suggests the existence of an eight continent, which is clearly impossible.
6. Therefore, Australia does not exist.


1. Suppose that Australia exists.
2. If Australia exists, there must be living people in the world that have visited Australia.
3. There is no primary evidence that living people in the world have visited Australia; only baseless claims and photos that could easily be photoshopped.
4. Therefore, Australia does not exist.


1. Suppose that Australia exists.
2. Suppose that dangerous animals that could destroy an entire population within years exist.
3. Then even if a population existed in Australia, that population would be eliminated within years and thus, Australia would not host people to live on it.
4. Since no one is living in Australia, there is no proof of its existence.
5. Therefore, Australia does not exist.


1. Suppose that Australia exists.
2. Suppose that Austria exists.
3. Then Australia is a typo for Austria.
4. Therefore, Australia does not exist.


And there you have it!  I'm open to hearing the stances of others on this intense, ubiquitously relevant issue.  It's certainly an important topic of discussion in any intellectual circle.
Title: Re: Does Australia Exist?
Post by: FireArrow on October 16, 2015, 10:15:22 PM
It's an interesting study, but you forgot to account for time dilation. If you analyze how vegemite particles behave when exposed to high amounts of radiation, it's within reason to assume Australia could exist beyond the multiverse in a place we know as "Canada."
Title: Re: Does Australia Exist?
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on October 17, 2015, 12:17:36 AM
mashi why here
Title: Re: Does Australia Exist?
Post by: Yugi on October 17, 2015, 12:39:54 AM
I actually come from Uganda.
Title: Re: Does Australia Exist?
Post by: InsigTurtle on October 17, 2015, 12:53:53 AM
While "Canada" is theorized to exist, its presence has not yet been confirmed. Additionally, I believe that "Australia" is a physical impossibility in a 3-dimensional universe. However, it may be able to exist in universes of higher dimensions.
Title: Re: Does Australia Exist?
Post by: AwesomeYears on October 17, 2015, 04:44:28 AM
Why you bulling us Australians? :(
Title: Re: Does Australia Exist?
Post by: Olimar12345 on October 17, 2015, 06:27:58 AM
On the contrary, why are you supposed "Australians" trying to trick us?

Title: Re: Does Australia Exist?
Post by: Clanker37 on October 17, 2015, 07:29:18 AM
I...I don't know what to say...The evidence is clear

If I am not Australian I must be...Oh god no...

I must be...

American

or worse

British

or worse still

British-American

At least this explains my internal conflicting desire to both drink tea and throw it in the ocean.
Title: Re: Does Australia Exist?
Post by: SlowPokemon on October 17, 2015, 09:11:38 AM
british american
Title: Re: Does Australia Exist?
Post by: Mashi on October 17, 2015, 09:14:21 AM
Quote from: FireArrow on October 16, 2015, 10:15:22 PMIt's an interesting study, but you forgot to account for time dilation. If you analyze how vegemite particles behave when exposed to high amounts of radiation, it's within reason to assume Australia could exist beyond the multiverse in a place we know as "Canada."
Ah yes, but we should also consider; should we consider higher-dimensional entities as existing within the plane of existence for our 3D worlds?  Can an Australia in the 4th or higher dimension really be called Australia?

Quote from: InsigTurtle on October 17, 2015, 12:53:53 AMWhile "Canada" is theorized to exist, its presence has not yet been confirmed. Additionally, I believe that "Australia" is a physical impossibility in a 3-dimensional universe. However, it may be able to exist in universes of higher dimensions.
Took the words from my mouth!  Good rebuttal.

Quote from: Clanker37 on October 17, 2015, 07:29:18 AMI...I don't know what to say...The evidence is clear

If I am not Australian I must be...Oh god no...

I must be...

American

or worse

British

or worse still

British-American

At least this explains my internal conflicting desire to both drink tea and throw it in the ocean.
Australian faux-identity disorder is a serious issue that still does not have a cure today.  I can only give you my compassion.  God help you if you turn out to be American-British.  We're supporting you!
Title: Re: Does Australia Exist?
Post by: GaryOak on October 17, 2015, 09:25:49 AM
mashi plz it's u who don't exit
Title: Re: Does Australia Exist?
Post by: Pianist Da Sootopolis on October 17, 2015, 12:27:23 PM
IDK what this thread is about but the world is flat
Title: Re: Does Australia Exist?
Post by: Trainer Ave on January 11, 2016, 10:17:05 AM
Quote from: Pianist Da Sootopolis' signature on October 17, 2015, 12:27:23 PM"The invisible and the nonexistent look very much alike" -Hemant Mehta