Feeling clever*, are you?
*Criminally bad puns are subject to possible bans.
All he wanted to do was juggle. It is too bad he did not have the balls. ;)
Have you read the "Great Gastly" by F. Scott Fitzgerald?
You just got rick rolled by rick gastly.
All these puns are onix-ceptable!
Remember, only post here if the forums are making you feel board.
I couldn't figure out why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I stayed up all night waiting for the sun to rise. Then it dawned on me.
I couldn't figure out how to buckle my seat belt. Then it clicked.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A Roman Catholic!
My parents want me to be a banker, but I have no interest. What I really wanna be is a doctor, but I don't think I'll have the patience.
Hey, I never told you guys, I'm reading a book on antigravity! It's impossible to put down.
Anyone heard about the scarecrow who got promoted to the supermarket,
because he was OUTSTANDING in his field
Have you heard about the guy that kept making puns?
He got his head chopped off.
Do we have an anti-joke thread
holy shit how many joke topics do we fucking need
Quote from: Dude on December 27, 2015, 04:00:21 PMholy shit how many joke topics do we fucking need
more than enough
Would you rather have them spread throughout the other threads? Puns are different than jokes. This is why there is also a joke thread.
What did the rabbit give to his girlfriend? A 14 carrot ring!
What do you call 99 rabbits moving backwards? A receding hair line!
The punny topic? More like...
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The Lopunny topic!
kill me now
GAWD, MSF
THAT'S NOT OKAY
Although, to be honest, those jokes were leaps and bounds ahead of any rabbit jokes I've come up with.
Quote from: BrainyLucario on December 27, 2015, 05:11:31 PMWould you rather have them spread throughout the other threads? Puns are different than jokes. This is why there is also a joke thread.
No I'd rather have all jokes in one thread.
I'll just get kef to merge them all if I can reach him... Brb
I would make a veggie pun... But nobody would CARROT all!
I suppose it's a break from all of your skele-puns.
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I'm literally dying right
MEOW from laughing so hard!
youve cat to be kitten me thats the oldest pun in the book
Hang on a moment... I need to Siamese papers real quick!!! There done!
You're really pusheen it.
Oh man, you baroque my record.
well, i'll put it Bach together for you!
What are all these cat puns ameowt?
Tabby honest, I don't know
In the spirit of music... I DECLARE we start making music puns...You know, like musical era's, terminology, composers, instruments...
Let's try to make it unbiased though.. I don't want to HARMONY feelings with puns!
How clef-er of you to say that.
I think music's a great subject to talk about! After all, without music...
Spoiler
...life would B flat.
You're pretty sharp. I might have to scale back on my puns.
One time a guy asked me how good I was at music. I told him I was A Natural.
Gsus, stop it with these puns.
Oh please. I've got a Liszt of these... and yes, I'm Schuberthat. Wolfy and I will be taking Clara Chopin, though my car keys are Haydn from me. Cars are annoying, too, Mostz-art quite annoying; but some are so good that I could Ravel in their glory all day.
I can't Handel all this. I ought to be locked in a Cage, out in the middle of a lonely Field, during a Nocturnal period.
Quote from: InsigTurtle on December 30, 2015, 05:01:45 PMGsus, stop it with these puns.
That's gotta be the best musical joke I've ever heard.
It was originally Altissimo who said it..
Quote from: Altissimo on October 15, 2015, 09:10:06 PMWhat's the holiest chord
G sus
It's been in my repertoire of bad music puns for quite some while, but I guess she *was* the first to post it here. It's sad that other chord names don't work as well for puns. (G7b13, anyone?)
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Quote from: Pianist Da Sootopolis on December 30, 2015, 05:25:42 PMOh please. I've got a Liszt of these... and yes, I'm Schuberthat. Wolfy and I will be taking Clara Chopin, though my car keys are Haydn from me. Cars are annoying, too, Mostz-art quite annoying; but some are so good that I could Ravel in their glory all day.
I can't Handel all this. I ought to be locked in a Cage, out in the middle of a lonely Field, during a Nocturnal period.
Someone give this guy an award!
Quote from: BrainyLucario on December 30, 2015, 08:53:11 PMSomeone give this guy an award!
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i like how you still spent time on the shading. a minor detail, huh?
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you're my favorite asian
Quote from: InsigTurtle on December 30, 2015, 09:25:19 PMi like how you still spent time on the shading. a minor detail, huh?
very little time was spent on the shading. but yes-however minor, it's a very important detail
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on December 30, 2015, 09:25:43 PMyou're my favorite asian
i'm my favorite asian too
Thanks braix, I try <3
In my opinion...It's better than an Oscar!
Shall we start doing pokemon puns? In honor of the losing arrangement project?
Can you Diglett?
I'm sure people will tell you Natu, but there's no stopping you, is there?
It's fine... after all, there's no Shaymin making Pokémon puns, is there?
onixeptable
http://imgur.com/a/tB7is
here, did your dirty work for you, now shut it with the puns already, they're bad
Can't you reed? These are the best puns!
Some of them just take a minuet to explain.
Of no not music puns. They never seem to cause me treble.
I guess they're not your forte. You might wanna repeat that ;)
mariolegofan u not
Guys, your talent with the music puns is really diminishing.
You're under ar-rest . I caught you tambourine with the staff forums.
I cantabile-eve you would try to tamper with the staff forums.
I almost jazzed my pants because I laughed so hard.
Man, you guys have a sharp sense of humor.
Indeed. It makes me quaver in my boots. My shaking legs give me such a pain in my crotchet makes me concerned.
That was for my British music hommies.
I can't believe you guys are running a-Muk with these Pokémon puns. I Magnemite just have to join in, if only for a Victini tiny moment. As long as none of them go Darkrai-ght over your head. Reminds me of that time I ran a wasp farm but I went out of business because I couldn't Celebi. Or when I was in a stage play and my fellow actor's face cover fell off in the middle of a performance and I had to mutter "Yamask" so he realized. That Seel-ip-up Carracosta lot of money in ticket refunds for the theater. Good thing I got to Mareep the rewards--it wasn't all for Chesnaught. Unfortunately, the director got so mad that he decided to fire my friend for Slaking on the job. What a bummer--and judging by the fact that he decided to parceus car over the line and ended up hitting mine, the entire experience Jynxd me.
Whoops, that was an accidental.
...that fell flat.
how 'bout no
You guys stink with your music puns. You need to be more natural, allow them to fit into place.
On another note,
People are always asking me, "What is something good about Switzerland?" Well, I can say that the flag is a big plus.
Is that a challenge? I'll have you know that I can make a pun about almost any subject! Name one..I'll make a pun about it!
I'm good, wasn't particularly trying to "challenge" you. Just letting you know I can make puns as well.
Still, someone give me a topic...I can't think of one to choose!
Pancake
did you know that pancake puns actually give some French people the Crepes!
Mountains
Did you know that yodeling can be considered a cry for Alp!
Edit: Sorry Pianist! I made your compliment invalid!
Tis all good and well, friend.
For every music pun you make, I can make a counter point.
we know you can make puns
the real challenge is can you NOT make puns
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on January 04, 2016, 11:12:51 AMwe know you can make puns
the real challenge is BrainyLucanyou NOT make puns
ftfy
And that was meek!
And you're not a poet!
[1/4/16, 5:11:22 PM] mastersuperfan: well that would be an emdash, not a hyphen
[1/4/16, 5:11:41 PM] Dudeman: I just call 'em dashes to save confusion.
[1/4/16, 5:11:48 PM] Dudeman: .......
[1/4/16, 5:11:49 PM] mastersuperfan: > call 'em dashes
[1/4/16, 5:11:50 PM] Dudeman: WAIT
[1/4/16, 5:11:51 PM] mastersuperfan: xD
[1/4/16, 5:11:54 PM] Dudeman: DID I SERIOUSLY JUST DO THAT
[1/4/16, 5:12:01 PM] mastersuperfan: lmao
[1/4/16, 5:13:08 PM] Dudeman: I SWEAR THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT
Is there not a single bridge pun? E. Gadd bested me with the challenge of coming up with a bridge pun.....I failed....
Quote from: BrainyLucario on January 07, 2016, 08:27:06 AMIs there not a single bridge pun? E. Gadd bested me with the challenge of coming up with a bridge pun.....I failed....
"Cry me a river build a bridge and get over it"
related pic
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http://www.kappit.com/tag/bridge-puns/
True....I thought of that one....but never considered it a pun.. :P
Jeff Bridges
Quote from: BrainyLucario on January 07, 2016, 08:27:06 AMIs there not a single bridge pun? E. Gadd bested me with the challenge of coming up with a bridge pun.....I failed....
You know, I wrote a really good one once, but it was so long that pretty much everyone lost track of what I was saying by the time I was finished.
I had no choice but to
a-bridge it
Buh duh *crash*
Your welcome
What did the Zelda fan say to the Star Wars fan?
MAY THE TRIFORCE BE WITH YOU
If Link wanted a girlfriend where would he look?
LinkedIn
If Link were a vampire he would be called a Linkubus
What do you call a dead baby goat in Hyrule?
A Skull Kid
A Giant Talking tree that is the ruler of ageless children and on the brink of death?
Hylian-Likely
A Giant Talking tree that is the ruler of ageless children and on the brink of death?
Hylian-Likely
where did you get this one
That's for me to know.
Also--
If Ganondorf was on the beach he would be Tanondorf. Also Ganondorf cannot surf the Internet bc of how many Links there are.
Also anyone notice that Zelda has an ocarina that can warp you anywhere in Hyrule but chooses to just run from the castle instead of using it? BTW I know one of you will be smart and say "Please goron."
If Link went to a park could you say he was a Link in Park.
Also an alternative answer to my joke about the Deku tree.
Seems like a longshot
Please Goron
Link: You called for a Hero, princess?
Zelda: Yes but I guess you'll have to do.
Me: You're gonna need the Song of Healing for that one, elf boy.
Quote from: BoywithoutaFairy on January 07, 2016, 01:55:36 PMYou're gonna need the Song of Healing for that one, elf boy.
apply blue fire to the red ice'd area
Quote from: Dudeman on January 07, 2016, 05:04:02 PMapply blue fire to the red ice'd area
woah, ingenious! Freezing cold fire and ice burning hot to the touch!
Quote from: BoywithoutaFairy on January 07, 2016, 01:42:23 PMIf Ganondorf was on the beach he would be Tanondorf. Also Ganondorf cannot surf the Internet bc of how many Links there are.
I still can't believe that the music puns went on for as long as they did...
:DDDDDDDDDDD
Did you hear today was Pancake day???
No, why?
Well, neither did I until a few minutes ago! It crêped up on us!
I find that joke to be very flat and somewhat undercooked.
What a syrupy joke.
I'm sorry; I'm afraid I don't find that joke appealing to my tastes.
You guys are really pushing my limits. I know I stopped making puns for the good of NSM. But I really.....Really......WANT TOO MAKE A PUN!!!!!!
Quote from: BrainyLucario on February 10, 2016, 09:12:20 PMBut I really.....Really......WANT TOO MAKE A PUN!!!!!!
not sure if poor grammar or equally poor attempt at an unrelated pun
When I was in Middle School. My English Teacher looked my way and said, "Name two pronouns." I said, "Who, Me?"
*at this moment, the world ended*
WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!!!!
Quote from: BrainyLucario on February 10, 2016, 09:21:44 PMWhen I was in Middle School. My English Teacher looked my way and said, "Name two pronouns." I said, "Who, Me?"
*at this moment, the world ended*
WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!!!!
Man, you should be put in a punitentiary for that one.