Ok I'm kinda surprised we didn't have one of these sooner. Basically someone asks a "what if" question and people answer. Few rules:
- Don't ask more than 1 question in a row. Keep it fair to everyone else.
- Let at least 3 answers come up before asking a question, its more fun if we get collective answers.
- If you don't feel comfortable with a question, don't answer, and please don't complain about it. Just ignore it, and you'll be fine.
- If you post a question, answer it.
Let the game begin.
Question:If you are/were gay/lesbian, and you could have any partner in the world, who would it be and why?
My Answer:Patrick Dempsey. Guess why.
If I had to be gay, and it could be with anyone I think I would choose Johnny Depp. And if I could choose what he would look like, he would look like Jack Sparrow. Because i just love the whole, disgusting pirate look. Maybe clean up a little. But oh well.
If no celeberty I would have to think on who, because i'm not sure. If I think of one I will edit my post.
LETS GETS SOME POSTS IN HERE!!!!!!!
To quote Hugo "Tis only the internet"
Hugo and Master_Gamer would be my man-whores.
:D
I kid, people, I kid. :P
:-\Darn it iDOWN, why did you get my hopes up.
Quote from: master_gamer38 on August 21, 2008, 06:59:20 PM:-\Darn it iDOWN, why did you get my hopes up.
I'm sorry. :]
If I were gay, (and had to be ::)), I would like to be with... Hm...
Hm...
Wow. I honestly cannot think of a single man I want to be with without being grossed out. I'm not homophobic, I just don't want to think about myself being with another man.
Quote from: master_gamer38 on August 21, 2008, 06:59:20 PM:-\Darn it iDOWN, why did you get my hopes up.
Quoting for truth. master_gamer38 is gay.
I'm kidding, all of this is a result of something that happened in the chatroom, so that part is more of an inside joke thing. But if it makes you feel better, more at home, you can think that i'm gay :P
LOL.
Well, we had like... 3 1/2 answers, seeing as Davey was grossed out, so I'll ask the next question.
hmmmm....
What if you were going to die in 3 days, but you were still in tip-top shape. What would you do if you could only do one thing a day?
If you wanted me to be "Honest" (Politically correct) I would say.
Day one: Kick Bill Gates in the balls.
Day two: Generic Theme/Thrill Park (The one that I usually go to is Cedar Point (//http://http:%5C%5Cwww.cedarpoint.com)
Day three: Gather up all my good friends, take them to Generic Tropical Place, and have a good time.
Now if you wanted me to be Real I would say
Day one: Sex, lots of sex.
Day two: Repeat day one to infinity
Day three: Again, Kick Bill Gates in the balls.
I have no idea, I'd probably end up wasting my days away. Doing the same stuff one last time. Maybe something different here or there.
Quote from: DaveyTheRebel link=topic=1202.msg21160#msg21160 date=1219422180
Day one: Sex, lots of sex.
Day two: Repeat day one to infinity
Day three: Again, Kick Bill Gates in the balls.
/quote]i agree with davey
BFD: BBCode hates you
Day one: Do stuff
Day two: Do more stuff
Day three: Bomb my school ;D *BOOM*
What if.... Someone thought of a new question :P
This topic would come back from the dead.
What if you were Master Chief?
i kil ue
Then I would be a child stolen from the age of six and trained at a harsh military camp. With about 150 other kids. Then sent to fight an alien race that is in a holy war.
And in my free time I would have cortana :P
i would kill Ue
what if michal jackson were to move next door to you
I'd get the fuck outta there!
same here
What if... Master Hand took you and brought you into the world of Super Smash Bros.?
I would dress up like Captain Falcon.
The I would shout "Show me ya boobs!" and use Sonic as a sheild from Samus's shoop da whoop laz3rzz.
What if Both of your parents turned out to be gay? (Boy, wouldn't that be strange....)
i would cry
what if you would just randomly change from a guy to a chick, or vice versa
I would look at myself naked. LOL just kidding.
I would run around franticallt asking people if they'd seen my penis. :P
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What if I slapped Hugo?
i would join in
what if they made nms a porno sight?
nms?
Quote from: BlueFlameDude on September 15, 2008, 11:36:33 AMI would join in.
What if they made NSM a porn site?
Fix'd. ^_^
What if your head looked like a tiki statue?
It would be quite easy to win the "Most Flammable Head" competition.
Well...
What if they did make NSM a porno site!? :o
Well... I dunno on that one... But what if NSM came back one day after a huge crash :D
Then I'd be posting here.
What if I didn't post here?
then the question you answered would've been answered by me.
What if Link killed zelda?
link would be keeping his hoes in line.
What if I didn't love kotor?
then you wouldn't like kotor.
What if I used my real username on here?
Then you would be known as --*gets shot*
What if I said musicguy360's real username on here?
Then I would be happy. Very, very happy.
What if... I can barely say it... I don't play Brawl4ever? :o
Then you should change your damn name. :o
What if I didn't make fun of /b/ on a daily basis.
Then your out of a job my friend.
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What if Hugo was your worst nightmare?
then we'd be living in hell.
What if nsm didn't come back?
Then we Frank would laugh at us and say "TOLD YOU SO!"
What if Shigeru Miyamoto and Hironobu Sakaguchi made partnered to make a game?
Then we would get a hash
What if you got a brain?
I wouldn't write such nonesense.
What if America is attacked by an atomic bomb?
I would say, "I saw it coming!"
What if China called the American debt?
Then Life would cease to continue.
What if I wasnt a Furry?
Then you wouldn't be... uhh... furry?
What if Frank Sinatra was on the moon singing "Fly Me To The Moon"?
Then he would suffocate.
What if the N in NSM stood for Nobuo?
Then the name would make no sense
What if the world would be flat?
then Helen Keller would have fallen off.
What if cool things acually were the bee's knees?
Then bee's might grow knees just to be cool.
What if zeekyboogiedoog (not quite sure it thats right) blew up the world
Kinda obvious
What if: You failed your classes?
I would commit suicide.
What if every man in the world becomes gay?
Then everything shall cease to exist.
What if bernie mac didn't die?
Then he'd still be America's number one family man who always speaks in the third person.
What if Swine Flu was actually bad?
I'd be surprised, because the media would be right
What if I lose the Game?
Then I would laugh at you.
What if computer mice were actually made out of mice?
Then I'd have a hard time posting this, as my cat is on my lap.
What if a new Super Smash Bros. game was announced today?
Then more than likely, the music wouldn't be that good. Again.
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What would the world be like if John F. Kennedy didn't die.
we'd be allies with the martians.
What if ice cream didn't melt?
Physics would be pointless and you wouldn't have to put it into the fridge...
What if NSM doesnt't exist anymore?
I'd cry myself to sleep at night just like last time it happened.
What if you broke the laws of physics?
I would be rich and famous
What if Koji Kondo spits at you?
You sell the spit on Ebay.
What if george w. bush never became president?
Then I'd be happy. (So would the rest of the world.)
If I may ask you sir. Where is your question on the what ifs?
Wait, by Sir do you mean me? Or Brassman?
...yeah, probably Brassman. nvm.
I mean brassman.
And what if the sky was green and not blue?
Then plants would be blue.
What if Google ibecomes the new president of america?
Then we had to look for answers ourselves on the internet ;)
What if you were gay/lesbian for one day?
I would hide myself if it was just for one day.
What if Beethoven revives?
I'd ask for his autograph and sell a copy of it on Ebay.
What if there was an eternal blackout?
Then we couldn't be having this conversation.
What if (american) football was actually played with your feet?
Then podiatry would be the most common job.
What if what if?
Then if's would be questioned would be questioned by themselves creating a parallel universe where cake ruled the world and we are exelled on Zenon-9.
What if crap really was holy.( Derived from the phrase Holy Crap)
Then we would worship a pile of cow dung (nice idea :P)
What if Pamela Anderson was the reïncarnation of Jezus Christ in disguise?
She's not and not even a what if question could change that.
What if Ingus could play Moonlight Tango?
Then he'd have so many (fe)male fans that he'd trip over them.
What is SuperFireKirby is indeed lovely, handsome and human?
If SFK is lovely, handsome and human, I can play Moonlight Tango.
What if GreekGeek was Italian?
Then I would call him a damn, dirty ape! Erm... I mean liar.
What if the moon could give you skin cancer?
Quote from: SuperFireKirby on May 18, 2009, 12:20:03 PMThen I would call him a damn, dirty ape! Erm... I mean liar.
Thanks?! >:(
Then you'd better never go outside.
What if I was a damn, dirty ape and a liar?
Then you would be Italian.
What if I didnt have another what if question?
Then I wouldn't answer. Or would I?
What if I asked an actual question?
The I'd give you an actual answer.
What if all NSM users were living in the same town?
Then our board would actually be a real board.
What if the sky really was the limit?
Then the sun wouldn't exist and we would all die.
What if humans could live without oxygen?
We all would live in the water and would be mermaids :D.
What if ebay is offered on ebay?
Then I think China would buy out ebay
What if everyone played WoW?
Then the apocalypse is close :)
What if you have 3 wishes?
I'd like to be less hideous, make my crush like me and world peace.
What if you were the most handsome person on earth?
(what means if? I am :D ) I would appear in public as often as I can. :)
What if god comes down to earth?
Then I'd kick him in the balls unless he fixes the sheet uploader.
What if the sheet uploader comes down to earth?
Then I'd kick him in the balls because he needed such a long time.
What if your balls come down to earth?
Then I'd wonder why I didn't miss them immediately.
What if your balls wondered why you didn't miss them?
Then I'd say: WHOLLAY SHIT MY BALLS CAN TALK!
What if GreekGeek asked his question to a chick?
Then she wouldn't mind, because she knew I'm strange and talkin' about sex all the time.
What if SirIngusBingus asked this question to GreekGeek?
I dunno, let's try.
Quote from: GreekGeek on May 19, 2009, 12:22:56 PMWhat if I asked this question to GreekGeek?
These questions are getting plain retard.
What if mimes could talk in cartoons?
Then they would..
I don't understand your question :-[
Quote from: SirIngusBingus on May 19, 2009, 01:06:27 PMI dunno, let's try.
Quote from: GreekGeek on May 19, 2009, 12:22:56 PMWhat if I asked this question to GreekGeek?
Then GreekGeek would say: "I understand very well that they missed me, they're so useful to me and I use them so much 8)"
What if Obama turned out to be a KKK member?
Would that make any sense? Then he wouldn't be smarter than Bush.
What if NSM is offered on ebay?
Then I'd buy it if it wasn't too expensive. Like two dollars.
What if Gamer turned out to be a KKK member?
Then I would not be suprised.
What if the moon landing was faked?
Then that'd be wierd, and I would wonder why? Considering that is easier than satellites.
What if the KKK wasn't real?
I'm done with this game. You guys are making the most rearded answers and this is no longer entertaining.
That's a shame. Pose an useful, fun question in your last breath.
What if SFK wasn't done with this game?
Then he would have had as much fun as I have.
Meaning no fun.
I guys want one last question out of me here it is.
What if the Aniken Skywalker never went to the dark Side? I'm expecting a good answer, so Magus is not allowed to answer it.
You don't like my answers...:( not that I would answer this one any-a-ways
Balance, the force would return to *hmmmmm*
What if you had both parts?
The perfect answer, BlueFlameDude had for that.
I thought you were done with this game. Anyway, you're supposed to ask a question.
What if you had to marry your cousin?
I ASKED A QUESTION
So many forum games are carrying on INCORRECTLY!!!
I thought SFK answered that with Blue's answer.
Anyway...
Quote from: SirIngusBingus on May 25, 2009, 03:49:35 PMWhat if you had to marry your cousin?
Quote from: SirIngusBingus on May 26, 2009, 12:13:12 PMI thought SFK answered that with Blue's answer.
No, I was commenting on the answer for my last question?
Oh. Weeeell then...if you had both parts, your cycles would be all out of whack.
Quote from: SirIngusBingus on May 26, 2009, 12:13:12 PMQuote from: SirIngusBingus on May 25, 2009, 03:49:35 PMWhat if you had to marry your cousin?
Then I'd probably be gay, as I have one female cousin out of about... uh... 6? 7? I don't really count them any mores.
Quote from: Tranzlater on May 25, 2009, 06:35:12 AMWhat if you had both parts?
I answered that!
Quote from: SirIngusBingus on May 26, 2009, 02:42:25 PMif you had both parts, your cycles would be all out of whack.
QuoteAnyway, what if Earth became too polluted to live on? (I don't want to hear humans would die out)
Oh lol... didn't see.
By then we would have
a. Terraformed Mars and then we could live happily ever after
b. The natives would have stopped the terraforming so when we arrived it would be a kind of reverse war of the worlds.
c. In the end we probably would die out, let's face it.
Quote(I don't want to hear humans would die out)
And you forgot to ask a question.
HYPOCRIIIIIIIIIIIIITE
Umm...
What if Batman came back to life?
Then, hopefully, Heath Ledger would too.
What if Batman came back, but the Joker stayed dead?
Then, I wouldn't care 'bout Batman, but I'd remorse that the Joker is still dead.
What if women could get pregnant on their own?
They can. There are enough sperm banks to keep women fertilized for millenia. If they figure that out, they'd just kill all the men.
What if SFK won the Save a User game?
Quote from: SirIngusBingus on May 30, 2009, 08:22:15 PMThey can. There are enough sperm banks to keep women fertilized for millenia. If they figure that out, they'd just kill all the men.
I meant without sperm, sorry for not bein' very clear.
Then there would be no problem at all.
What if I won the Save a User Game?
Then the world would be upside down and white would be black and we could survive in space and we'd probably also have both, but since that's not real life then we can be sure it will NEVER HAPPEN (all part of my evil plot to rule the world.)
what if Blue shells are taken out from the future mario karts?
Then I'd buy 11 of them each.
(Ingus has no question to answer)
What if Ingus have a question to answer?
...Then he would answer it.
What if we stopped playing this game, as it's getting rather stupid?
Not a bad Idea.
And what if what if?
I was going to say, how about we try playing it a bit more seriously, but ALPRAS killed it before I had the chance.
sorry :-\
What if
Quote from: Tranzlater on July 28, 2009, 01:57:52 PMwe try playing it a bit more seriously
?
Then everyone would have more fun!
What if the Triforce was real?
The world would probably be doomed, and then saved, or doomed forever
What if Obama dies?
Then Joe Biden steps in and rubs his vice presidency on our faces.
What if Game Freak makes over 1000 Pokemon?
There would be a Digimon Pokemon.
What if pigs could fly, o wait they already have, new question!
What if, in the future, there was limitless oil?
Then we would nuke the crap out of Saudi Arabia No offence to anyone who lives there
What if your aunt's dad's cousin's nephew's mother's dog's sister was squished by a piano falling from a plane in broad daylight?
Then the piano would break, and she would be in pain.
What would happen if the world was a utopia?
I'd probably enter the scene, destroy everything by mistake and replace legal tender with onions. ;D
What if... I enter a scene, destroy everything by mistake and replace legal tender with onions?
Then I would overthrow you and kick you sparta style into the pit of doom.
What would happen if NSM went down again?
We had to wait another 3 months to put it working again and another 9 months to a new uploader.
What if I became a mod in NSM?
Then you would have a colorful name.
What NSM had paying jobs?
Then I'd have to pay money for being so lame.
What if Nintendo releases free sheet music of everygame she owns?
Quote from: GreekGeek on July 31, 2009, 08:18:15 AMThen I'd have to pay money for being so lame.
What if Nintendo releases free sheet music of everygame she owns?
i would jump for joy until my legs break off.
What if Nintendo characters were real?
I would kill Yoshi.
What if I do so?
There would be one less dinosaur in the world.......
What if there was?
We'd be eaten
What if we were eaten?
They would eventually get full.
What if thye never got full?
Then the dinosaur would weigh as much as your mom a building.
What if 4 strangers, a old dude, a gamer girl, some punk guy, and a serious nice guy had to go through citys and subways while being attacked by zombies, which include random bystanders, jumpers, people with long tongues, people who were really muscular, and people who threw up on other people?
They'd be screwed.
What if zombies were real?
It will be like Resident Evil 5. If you specified a magical zombie there would be magic.
What if the Force was real?
Then it'd probably be F =m x a.
What if there were no physics?
Then I would be floating in mid-air, and my chair would go through the wall.
What if music didn't exist?
Quote from: Petpetfood on August 01, 2009, 06:59:42 PMThen I would be floating in mid-air, and my chair would go through the wall.
What if music didn't exist?
DEATH UPON PETPETFOOD. O: why would you even say that?!
BOT: There'd only be noise.
What if we were all blind?
Then well...We wouldn't be able to see I guess.
What would happen if the finger game was revived?
Omg I'd totally play it.
What if vampires DID sparkle?
QuoteWhat if we were all blind?
Then well...We wouldn't be able to see I guess.
Well thank you very much for the contribution to this topic, Cpt. Obvious.
Then vampires would be twice as deadly, but twice as easy to find.
What if I died?
Then a lot of people would mourn.
What if Obama was murdered?
Quote from: ALPRAS on July 30, 2009, 04:10:43 PMThe world would probably be doomed, and then saved, or doomed forever
What if Obama dies?
Quote from: Petpetfood on July 30, 2009, 04:16:22 PMThen Joe Biden steps in and rubs his vice presidency on our faces. AKA Vice president of the U.S. (AKA next president if Obama dies :P)
What if Game Freak makes over 1000 Pokemon?
They make a Pokemon nature show on the discovery channel and hopefully get rid of the current anime.
What if there were anthropomorphic people. (i.e. Were-put whatever animal here as another civilization/culture and species)
haha, were-penguins.........
what if all the penguins died out?
Then the world would surely crumble because we'd all be eaten by leopard seals that have moved north for food and evolved to walk on land because the water is too hot there.
What if NatWest took over the world? (Do they have NatWest in the US?)
....wut is NatWest...I don't know, we'd be ruled by foreign people.
What if Harry Potter was killed in the books?
Millions of little daydreaming girls will cry in shock and will want the head of J.K. Rowling for killing Harry. (Who saw that Steven King-Family Guy episode..."Three Kings"?)
What if F-Zero was real?
Then Captain Falcon would falcon punch everybody while riding his car.
Quote from: Petpetfood on August 02, 2009, 10:36:42 PMThen Captain Falcon would falcon punch everybody while riding his car.
huh...where's your what if?
What if we could Falcon Punch in real life when we pleased?
Then we would be the most un-stoppable force alive, and bugs would bow down to us.
What if all of our lives were a lie?
Yeah, three kings is hilarious.
Then we would be angry at the people responsible for making us the first video game with in-built AI similar to a human being. Or not. We could simply be like sims, only in their world they are unbelievably intelligent, and when a miracle happens it is just them accidentaly selecting the wrong thing. Since sim lives go by quick to us, but slow to them, our lives probably go quick to the beings that created us. Maybe the Romans had a hunch. If we combine our efforts, we can destroy the menace and rule their computer-type thingies. WHAT DO YOU THINK IS AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE? THAT'S RIGHT! THEIR BLOODY WORD PROCESSOR!
What if farmers were all given a free hamburger?
Lolz. :D
Then all the cows would rebellion on the farmers, thus causing a decrease in meat, and crops harvested because there are no farmers. This would then cause a pandemic epidemic across the world because of all the farmers with mad cow disease spreading the disease to the harvest. Thus, billions would be killed, quarantined, and left with no hope. Thus the united nations would agree on a nuclear bomb to do the job to clear the infected areas. This then would head into stage 2 of the end of the world, the world would be bombed so much, the world would have all of its natural resources depleted, thus calling the end of the natural cycle of living on earth. The bomb would also leave smoke clouds covering the earth, thus decreasing temperature, and causing a wave of natural destruction across the world. After this has happened, we head into the final stage of the worlds end. Seeing how the world is over to many scientists, many begin to go insane and kill each other. The nuclear bomb would also leave the cockroaches to survive, breed, mutate from the un-natural occurrences of the area where it was bombed. This is because the radiation from the bomb would emit gamma rays into the cockroach, and since cockroaches and survive nuclear bombs and high forms of radiation, they would transform into advanced intelligent creatures in a span of a few years. They then would destroy every thing they saw, but live in perfect harmony with other cockroaches. The last remaining humans would then be isolated into a underground facility, or a panic room of some sort, and be held there, to never leave the earth, no food, no water, no chance. After the last human is on the brink of death, he or she would leave a message for any survivors, or any other form of intelligence capable of reading the human language. Once that last human has died, the world has been taken over by cockroaches, and a new dynasty begins anew for the earth.
Please don't give farmers free burgers ok?
What if I ate a hamburger.
Then I hope you enjoy it ;).
What if the last human to the new cockroaches in the future like what cockroaches are to us today?
Then I might understand the question being a cockroach.
Help me out here :P
hunh?
What if dragons were real?
Scenario 1: Dragons are mindless demons only interested in eating our flesh but thanks to humans vast killing prowess, we use their dead bodies for many different tools.
Scenario 2: Dragons are an intelligent and wise species being smarter, stronger, and have cannons in their mouths. Bahamut, the undisputed king of dragons (in FF) who has a nuke in his mouth (FF7), can destroy any one of us at the drop of the hat. If humans try to domesticate dragons, we become food to them.
What if they made weapons!? :o
Scenario 1:Holy shit
Scenario 2: Holier shit
What if there was no such thing as Droppings Blessed by God?
Then I'd be very glad.
What if Jesus would turn out to be a serial killer?
Quote from: GreekGeek on August 03, 2009, 11:30:10 PMThen I'd be very glad.
What if Jesus would turn out to be a serial killer?
Wait...he is...if Jesus decides when people have their time then he IS a serial killer, hipothetically...
What if there was a serial killer hunting you?
Then I would hide in my nice little box for the rest of my life.
What if your mom / dad came up to you and said "No one loves you."?
Then I'd be confirmed in what I've been thinkin' for 16 years now.
What if your mom tells you she's pregnant?
Then I'd say thats impossible or shes been lying all these years about getting her tubes tied.
What if i lost the game.
That means I won.
What if we moved out of physical sex and were forced to cybersex (I saw a movie about this)?
Then there would be hope for lots of us, human beings.
What if Zelda did exist?
Then so would Link and Ganon
What if you woke up and became Link in Hyrule?
Then I'd go "rescue" Zelda.
What If you had to fight Ganondorf right now.
Get the gun of evil's bane and blow his brains out.
What if you had to fight Ganondorf and Giga Bowser?
Then I'd also have to fight Mewtwo.
What if you were a Yoshi?
Then I'd be makin' funny noises and laying eggs as well =)
What if money didn't exist?
We'd still be in a bad bartering system where you would have to trade you PS3 to go to college.
What if Darth Vader showed up on your doorstep selling vacuums?
Then I'd *ugh* that I'll use my laser sword to cut him in two.
What if Pokémon was real?
Then I'd take all of you on(or rather my pokemon will...)
What if you woke up in the middle of the woods handcuffed to a tree?
I would wonder which kinky gnome did that to me ::)
What if fruit flies could talk?
Then AP Bio lab would be annoying as hell
What if you had three arms, one leg?
Then making music and sex would be 1,5 times more fun.
What if people couldn't smile?
Then all of our cheerful cereal box characters would be givin us the neutral face forever. Even Ronald Mcdonald wouldn't be able to smile!
What if you woke up and became a SAW participant. (For those who haven't heard of it somehow, its a torture movie)
Oh man don't say that kind of things :P. SAW is soooo groose, I don't even wanna think 'bout the possibility of my eyeballs being gouged etc.
What if everyone was deaf?
Our species would have died out due to the lack of hearing or we would have evolved into the method snakes use to "hear"
What if you couldn't taste?
Then we wouldn't hate the smell of dead bodies, which isn't a nice idea.
What if all animals could talk Dutch :P?
Then we would all surely die.
(By the way, are you a serial killer, Greek? Cuz that suggests the police dogs won't be able to sniff out the corpses that you've hidden.)
What if Pokémon got bought.... by digimon
Then it would be like we bought African slaves and played with it.
Or something like that...
What if I were a serial killer?
Then my box of fruit loops would be scared for its life.(see what I did there?)
What if I actually felt like making the effort to make a What If question?
Then everyone would be really surprised.
What if the piano was never invented and never will?
Then everyone will probably play the twombob instead, and quite possibly even have their face devoured for no apparent reason. By the twombob. Twombob...
What if... Microsoft went broke? Never gonna happen...
Then well... Everyone would love Apple?
What if we all spoke the same language?
What a boring freaking world. :D
What if... an entire goat* fell into your residence right now?
*That's right. None of that cheap, half-goat crap that have become so popular lately.
I'd make cheese and sell it to the stupid citizens here.
What if you won a million (very cliché and maybe even asked before)
I would shout 'WHAT THE HELL DID I WIN A MILLION OF??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?' U.S.D? B.P? Potatoes?
What if we befriended a race from another planet?
I am actually.
What if we found out the earth will explode in a year?
Corporations would find a way to make money of this without investing in plans to actually save us.
What if Twitter wasn't invented or thought of?
I'd be very happy.
What if MSN wasn't invented or thought of?
Then the tilde key would never have been used(community channel ftw!!!)
What if video games were outlawed?
Then we'd all be in jail.
What if soviet russia never collapsed?
Then history class could be interesting.
What if a there came a Third World War?
Then I'd have to move 2 miles away to Canada.
What if the airship was invented before the airplane? (think Final Fantasy)
The hot air balloon doesn't count as an airship?
What if Bush had never been born?
Family Guy Season 5; ep. 18 | 95 "Meet the Quagmires" = Health care, flying cars running on vegetable oil, and more Quagmires.
What if a children's card game played by adults (Yu-gi-oh) actually did dictate the fate of the world.
That would be WAY cool.
What if there only was one musical instrument?
Then you all would have to learn to play the saxophone. ;D
WHAT IF I FINISHED AN ARRANGEMENT?
Then we wouldn't be surprised I guess?
What if we could just hear tones below 20 Hz?
Then I wouldn't be annoyed by the freaking Mosqitoe ringtone all day long.
What if we colonized Europa(one of Jupiter's four moons)?
Then we'd be very cool!
What if we could travel by "gravity train"? Google it if you don't know what it is.
Then that'd be awesome.
(Reference to one of my dreams recently) What if when you died all you saw was yellow and red text that said eternal cold for you! and there was sharp pain and you felt it forever?
Then I wouldn't die. I just wouldn't.
WHAT IIIIFFFF......
Water was pink and grass and earth were both red?
NO YOU REMINDED ME OF THE SEUSSICAL AGAIN
Hurrrrrr....hurrrrrr....
What if Snoopy was never created?
Then the world would be a dark, dark place to live in. :'(
What if Link actually decided to talk?
Then it would turn out that he has like the weirdest voice in the world.
What if we had built-in earplugs at birth?
We'd all be deaf and have the other 4 senses completely mastered.
What if we had peripherical view?
You mean, like, Peripheral Vision? We do.
What if I reached 1000 posts today?
I would congratulate you.
What if I didn't have a life?
You'd probably be doing something very similar to what you're doing right now. :P
And I did reach 1000 posts.
What if NSM had never been founded?
I still wouldn't buy the damn thing.
What if flute playing became more popular than soccer/football?
The whole world would have there faces glued to the television watching some flutist play an absurdly difficult piece that last 20 minutes int three movements! If she makes one mistake in tone or technique, she/he'll be publicly hanged for missing it! (as in soccer/football)
I hope to God you mean futball because then I won't see it as American Football. Which I hate because it's not fast enough.
What if you (bear with me) can use the cloning/doppelganger jutsu from Naruto and be able to play a large ensemble piece by yourself?
I wouldn't only play a large ensamble by myself.
What if you could use the transformation jutsu from Naruto?
id run run run intill the hills started talking then
What if you played a piece for a whole day?
Then people would be a lot healthier.
What if we actually followed the rules of this game?
Then some of the answers would be legitimately clever.
What if the moon landing was faked(which it was)?
NASA won't exist until Russia decides to do it.
What if we had flying cars?
Then we'd already be out of crued oil and be finding cleaner alternative energy. Actually that's complete bullshit, after we ran out of oil we'd probably find another fossil fuel that would be a much cheaper short term way out instead of actually investing in clean energy.
What if the U.S. had any higher of an obese to fit person ratio than it already does?
1. We wouldn't be posting here.
2. All our problems would be solved.
What if the world was a tetrahedron?
Then let's hope it's square and not some kind of strange tetrahedron.
What if gravity pushed us upward?
Then real gamers wouldn't be completely pissed off at themselves for spenbding 250 bucks on such a crappy system like the wii.
WHAT IF SFK FORGOT TO POST A QUESTION?
Then I might decide to continue to not post question in order to piss people off. But even I am not THAT mean.
What if I was that mean?
Then Earth would be the newly discovered planet that is theorized to support life. In other words the same crap just on the different/same planet in a different/same galaxy. (Think about it)
What if one of the Marvel/DC comic universes were real?
Then Disney's buyout would have cost a lot more than 4 bil.
What if G-Han was American rather than Dutch?
Then I'd miss the only Dutch compaignon of this site.
What if watching ATWT was obligatory?
Then you were wasting your time cuz most of the people here dont give a shit to this games lool
What if God sends Jesus to the Mortal World again?
Then I'd be dating Jill Valentine. And I'd be very, very happy about it.
Quote from: universe-X on October 03, 2009, 06:35:40 PMworld peace would exist i'm sure... *sighs*
I think that would actually cause more wars than anything else. Besides, the Bible states that when He comes again, it shall be the end of the world.
What if the
Hindenburg had not exploded?
Then, the "God" pianist statute (it belongs to Rachmaninoff) would be yours.
I think we would end many wars, since 50% of them are about religion. If Jesus come to the earth again (lets just pretend that there's not gonna be the Apocalypse), everybody would have the same religion.
What if Obama dies, killed by Bin-Laden?
I don't feel like doing U-X's so I'll do this one
Quote from: ALPRAS on October 04, 2009, 06:45:36 AMWhat if Obama dies, killed by Bin-Laden?
Then kotor would be depressed.
What if I did feel like doing U-X's what if question?
Then your name would be Use-X?
What if these forums became popular?
Then we should definitely get another Mods. Ones that could be most of the time here...
Quote from: SuperFireKirby on October 07, 2009, 10:27:09 AMThen your name would be Use-X?
Wrong, it would be Unisex :P
What if Nintendo was straight into the bankrupt?
Then Sony and Microsoft, 2 months later, would "create" an "innovation" that consists in
Quote from: universe-X on October 07, 2009, 08:27:46 PMa movie that was made playable on any Sony/Microsoft console
What if I get banned from here?
Then I would wake up from that nightmare. :P
What if MasterPenguin never showed me Touhou?
Then I wouldn't have seen that amazing hitler video and the world may have very well exploded. And we'd die. Not fun.
What if U-X came up with a half-legitimate answer to our what if questions?
1.It means that Obama's not the antichrist. :P
2.We won't be here to witness it.
3.It means the Myans were wrong.
What if the Myans were right and the world ends on December 21,2012?
We'd never know it before it happened, and we would be too dead to care afterwards.
What if the Ancient Greeks were right, and each time we go to church, we make Zeus madder and madder?
I wouldnt give a 1 month of lifetime for the site.
What if music never existed?
I would sign up for a surgical course. ::)
What if people weren't allowed to use stupid texting abbreviations such as "r" for are and "u" for you?
Seriously, on the other forum I visit, frequent use of "u" for "you", and "r" for "are" and so on, is a good banning reason. If SFK stopped, it would be another loss for correct language.
What if Nintendo suddenly sued NSM for copyright breach?
I would first most likely scream "WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!" and proceed in slamming my fists into my computer.
What if all the illegal drugs on the planet burst into flame this instant?
There would suddenly be no (insert city where the racial stereotype uses drugs).
What happens if: An amusement park experiences a major power cut while all the coasters are running through their loops?
Well, unless the coaster is climbing the initial drop then most coaster would run right through the loops since I believe most are designed so that even with a power failure the momentum can carry the coaster all the way through the ride, which I most cases is what happens on a coaster even when the power is up and running, except for a booster here and there.
What if you couldn't lie?
That one woman would be in the worst situation of her life. The man...
Quote from: SuperFireKirby on October 13, 2009, 03:10:03 PMWell, unless the coaster is climbing the initial drop then most coaster would run right through the loops since I believe most are designed so that even with a power failure the momentum can carry the coaster all the way through the ride, which I most cases is what happens on a coaster even when the power is up and running, except for a booster here and there.
Most? All! Otherwise, quite correct. Why does some people believe that the coaster would stop because the power fails? It has to jam a wheel pretty badly to be able to stop at all outside the brakes.
On topic:
What if we one day, on NSM, arrange every video game song ever? What would we do then?
Boost about how well we can play them. Oh, we already do that ;D
What if all Ninsheets would be lost?
Quote from: Cobraroll on October 14, 2009, 12:38:26 AMMost? All! Otherwise, quite correct. Why does some people believe that the coaster would stop because the power fails? It has to jam a wheel pretty badly to be able to stop at all outside the brakes.
Well I was speaking of the boosters that keep the coaster going when it starts to lose its momentum.
Anyways...
If we had a big get together we'd all be thinking wow, that is not my impression of what he looked like at all, and then proceed into getting in an argument with Kefka which may or may not commence Operation: Punch Kefka In Face.
Then going over the edges, Super Mario Galaxy-style, would be completely awesome.
SFK, all most coasters have for propulstion, is gravity. From the end of the lift chain/launch, until the final brakes, the train will have to relay on momentum to get going. There are no boosters lying in the course, but there can be brakes to trim/kill the speed over the hills. Some mid-course brakes do have transport wheels to kick the train off the brakes in the event of a full stop, but otherwise, all you have to play with is the initial speed from the first climb (or a second launch/lift).
Wow, I just realised I turned another topic into a coaster lecture.
What if the underside of human feet suddenly decided to ignore all friction?
Batman would become a lawyer. 'Nuff said.
What if... your face was a goat? Like, not as in your face is a goat's face, or your head is a goat's head. Your face is an ENTIRE goat.
Then I'd damn God even more.
What if sex was an obligatory subject in school? ::)
I would die of Claustrophobia
What if we could rewind in time anytime we want?
Then Rachmaninoff's would be a retarded because of his tiny hands. Bad stuff: We wouldnt be able to walk normally...
What if the Neanderthals re-appears?
I'm sure the U.S. will find some reason to go to war with them right after we disect one.
What if the U.S. dropped out of Iraq(which would be the smart thing to do)?
Then we would live in a peaceful world. Except Iraq, Iran, etc... They would live in war. As usually.
What if the human being were incapable to love?
Then... Wtf?
What if everyone understood maths?
Yes, two. One on my leg, that used to be on my butt, since birth, and another, smaller one on my brow.
...wait, wut? I believe you're playing the wrong game here, Universe. :P FAIL
What if oil was never, ever, ever discovered?
You misunderstood me. I was referring to:
Quote from: universe-X on October 23, 2009, 03:05:56 PMthe person below me has a permanent scar.
We're playing the 'What if' game here. :P
Thanks anyway. ;)
I will never edit mine. THE LEGACY WILL LIVE ON!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
What if we just continued playing the "What if" game?
The Universe would explode.
What if the Universe exploded?
I would think it is funny, and lose the game.
What if the game was all that mattered in life?
Evolution would make a lot more sense.
What if 1 = 2?
Then I wouldn't care at all...
What if Nintendo went bankrupt..?
Hopefully it would get taken over and bring itself back to its awesome roots.
What if Davey hadn't searched the internet to find something to outsmart GreekGeek.
I'd take over the world
What if you guys all came to my piano recital tomorrow?(I convinced my teacher to allow me to do VGM music XDDDDXD)
Several pelicans would start playing harmonicas for the Purple Octopus King.
What if today was Saturday the 14th?
Then I would be like... GASP! YESTERDAY WAS FRIDAY THE 13TH I FORGOT TO WALK UNDER SOME LADDERS AND BREAK SOME MIRRORS!
What if people stopped being so prejudice against the PS3 for no good reason?
Quote from: GreekGeek on November 11, 2009, 08:44:04 PMQuote from: SuperFireKirby on November 11, 2009, 02:06:02 PMWhat if Davey hadn't searched the internet to find something to outsmart GreekGeek.
Quote from: universe-X on November 11, 2009, 03:41:17 PMThen I would.
Fuck you.
Some one needs to take a chill pill.(btw, tat would be you GreekGeek.)
Everybody both witness and member of NSM would laugh hysterically at you.
What if Big Ben rung at the beginning of each minute?
Then men would start waering lipstick.
What if computer programming suddenely became the "cool" thing to do.
...but it is.
What if doomsday happened on 2012?
42. [/insidejoke]
What if tennis used a solid aluminium ball?
I would have gone through three or four racquets by now. And there would be many more serious injuries in tennis, such as a broken skull. And grass and clay courts would be torn to shreads while paved courts would cracks and break until destroyed.
What if the Earth Went out of orbit from the sun and drifted off into space?
School would even last longer.
Don't ask me 'bout this, it's true.
What if there was just one language in the entire world?
Then there would be alot more peace, since we'd be able to freely comunicate with anyone else.
What if I wasn't so hungry?
You wouldn't be hungry.
What if cartoons came to life?
life would be VERY interesting. Gir running around, never be bord lol.
what if every living thing on the planet wourl become the complete opposite? ( girls to guys, guys to girls, cat to dog, dog to cat ect.)
Then earth is venus.
What if it rained everyday?
You'd live in a sick country called Holland.
What if there wouldn't be rain for a year everywhere?
That would suck (droughts, vegetables) basically our main source of water would be cacti.
What if we "met" the Earth's core?
I'd say hi.
What if Azia would be shot in space?
We would have less ammo
What if Video Game Music became a lot more popular?
It still wouldn't be popular enough.
What if the past was the present and the future was the past and the present was the future?
I and several of my smart friends would go crazy....Crazy, I was crazy once, when I was crazy, they locked me in a round room and told me to sit in the corner. I could not FIND the corner, it just drove me crazy, CRAZY...I was crazy once...
What if you were crazy?
ummm.... :-X
What if the person below me were in a hijacked plane? (just saw a movie: Hijack: EPICNESS!)
I would resort to eating green onion pancakes.
What if... The Pyramids at Giza all abruptly fell down at exactly the same time and there would be no more Ancient Wonders of the World still left intact?
History has been completed.
What if the world was run by rocks?
Then the world would be a better place...
I dunno :P
What if all boys wore girl's clothes for one day?
(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.backloggery.com%2Fimages%2Fsmileys%2Fwinky.gif&hash=ca2b029c828b2be55f4565c4d6aace503294914c)
What if a gigantic blue whale somehow caused a tsunami which covered 62% of all land with water for several days?
A few million people would die, no biggy.
What if Sonic was bought out by Sony?
Sonic & Ratchet at the Olympic Games? WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
What if Sony bought out Microsoft?
our cpu's would work slower, but that's not gonna happen anyway...
What if SFK found America before Christopher Columbus?
then life would end as we know it.
what if... you found out that your girlfriend/boyfriend that you have been seeing for a year and a half was the opposate sex that they claimed to be?
I'd kill them.
What if pants were made out of clean, 98% guaranteed bug-free, grass?
I'd buy a lawn mower for no particular reason. ;)::) ::) ::)
What if the world was struck by a massive, deadly plague and reverted in the Dark Ages?
Then we'd live in Bulgaria.
What if NSM became the most popular site on the entire net?
Then I probably would be on the forums anymore because of the massive amount of trolls that would flood this place.
It gets more annoying every time...
What if Christmas ended now?
People would all of a sudden be really annoyed of Christmas song, no matter how annoying they were before, except for Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra, and Trans-Siberian Orchestra songs.
What if their was a nuclear holocaust and the active members of NSM were the last survivors.
We'd meet up, chat a little, and use Roz~ as the new birthmother...
Just kidding! ;D ;D ;D
What if spammers one day invaded the internet?
Didn't they already?
What if all the seas would veporize?
Veporize/Vaporize/Evaporate?
We would know that the Apocalypse is here.
What if all plumbers took over the world?
Evaporate, I'm sorry...
Then all children would be called Joe.
What if we'd all move to Mars?
The population on Earth would probably still be the same.
What if cells phones were actually guns?
Texting while driving would be a hell of a lot more dangerous than it already is.
What if you only had 3 days to live.
I would send my compositions to Nintendo, see all my friends and have lots of sex.
What if the company Apple would be called Pear?
Then Microsoft is Macrohard.
What if there were 2 suns?
1000111110100100101111011010110
Well then our solar system couldn't exist. First of all, 2 suns would emit way too much radiation for anything on a planet to survive, and secondly, if the two suns have equal masses, then there would be two gravitational pulls of equal strength on all of the planets, causing total chaos. The end.
What if the sun did a barrel roll?
Well, if the sun can do it, I can do it too!
What if humans had 3 hands to play piano... but SFK had 4?
Then... WTF?
What if all the seas would freeze :P?
(Nuclear Winter...)
What if fire wasn't discovered?
Then we weren't be here...
What if the facts of "Paranormal Activity" movie were REALLY real?
Then we'd all wonder about the new mysteries of death . . .
What if suicide wasn't possible?
Then my lawyer and I would be screwed. Hahaha.
What if the bees disappear completely?
Then the poplatulation of flowers would go down because the bees would be carrying pollen which in reality is sperm from one plant to another which fertilizes the flowers and allows them to make seeds.
What if all logic disappeared?
Then everything we know is a lie.
What if blankets were actually made out of crocodile fur? ssshhhhh
Then neanderthals would be pretty hard presses, and the human race would've died out. Or the crocodiles, because they'd be much slower and a hell of a lot less intimidating.
What if Nintendo had never been founded, or Shigeru Miyamoto had never been born?
I would be better in school, wars would destroy the earth and children would tend to commit suicide.
The person below me believes in transcendental incidents.
I'm not sure what you mean by incidents...but that is usually why I write most of my sacred works.
The person below me could care less about the public opinion.
No, I am a complete show-off. I must get myself into the public's minds...
The person below me is planning World Domination.
EDIT; LOLOLOL!!! That's 3 posts in a row that say "The person below me..." when this is the "What if....." game. lol
What if gravity lost control?
Then America will have won the war for GRAVITY IS A TERRORIST! IT MAKES OUR PLANES FALL OUT OF THE SKY, KILLING INNOCENT AMERICANS!
What if the world was no longer ignorant?
*Explodes at the thought*
We would be in paradise...but we'd still find a way to f*** it up.
What if the Romans had our technology during their reign?
The Romans' government had collapsed from getting consumed by money. If technology had been existent in that time, then the word 'brat' would take on a whole new meaning.
What if laptops were actually chesttops? ;)
Chiropractors all around the world would be super rich.
What if you actually got a penny for your thoughts?
I'd have to charge all of you extra.
What if you were a figment of someone's imagination?
Whoa... Now that's scary, when I was in my 6th grade S.S. class, I was a figment of everyone's imagination. You get ignored a lot.
What if all fans had metal blades spinning?
The A.C. Unit woulb be useless.
What if the plane was never invented?
No planes=no pearl harbor, 9/11, ridiculous stereotyping against Muslims in airports, and no convenient ways to travel around the world. Also there would be no more cats.
What if some frikin sharks had frikin lazer beams attached to their frikin heads?
Then we'll Kareoke the Kareoke with Kareoke.
What if towels moaned each time you use them?
I'd use them more often, than now.
What if NSM would be taken over by Gamemusicthemes?
then I would spam gamemusicthemes' forums on multiple accounts that I would create.
What if it was possible to land a ship on jupiter?
It is, it's just that we're never getting that ship back.
What if phones came with calendars?
Ehhh... I've got a calendar on my phone. So it really can't be a "What if" question, now can it?
What if aliens came to serve man?(Twilight Zone reference)
I'd be totally nice to my pet Xenomorph, and we'd travel the neighbourhood getting into trouble and whatnot, the young whippersnappers we would be.
What if you had a pet dragon?
Dragons at this time of year don't like me because I have an odd odor: burnt.
What if CDs were frisbees?
Then new CD's would fly off the Shelf! Hahaha.
What if the moon was the sun?
Twilight: New Sun? Yeah, people will pay for that . . .
What if tape was actually glue in disguise?
There's a Glu Spy in the base!
What if I had gone to that chick's party just now?
Can I join? Can I join? Need any help? When's the party? Chick or chicks? Can I join?
What if all oil were used for cooking?
Then we'd all be driving in Hydro-powered cars, fat, and the world would be a far, far happier place.
What if chickens were green?
Then Green Eggs & Ham is based on a true story.
What if the space bar hadn't been thought of?
Damnit!Ican'tseemtobeabletoseperatemywordsproperly!
What if this topic was changed to why would?
Why would you want to do that?
Why would....what if there was no word for yes in any language.?
Crap, that's a hard one...
With no yes means no no.
What if the horse hadn't been invented?
Then the Roman Empire would still be strong today. And I would've gone hungry last year. *Cackles*
What if eating utensils didn't exist?
In my world, they shouldn't.
If they didn't exist, then we would have less machines today doing our work because the human is the laziest animal ever.
What if nothing did nothing? ;D
If nothing did nothing, then nothing would ever happen.
What if you could fly?
We'd die a lot faster.
What if spam existed on NSM messages?
Then nothing would be different.
What if all cats were blue.
Then all dogs would be red.
What if pork didn't exist.
Then swine flu wouldn't either, and some people would still be alive only to be hit by cars, or killed by the immigration officers at the southern borders of the US.
What if plastic was actually beer in disguise?
Then we wouldn't have to worry about lead in our paint.
What if soap was made of butter?
I still can't believe it's not soap!
What if bricks were made of jelly?
Then wood would be made of peanut butter.
What if hydrogen wasn't the first element?
Then the next important one is: Oxygen.
What if arrows didn't exist?
Then we would be launching rocks from our bows. *Light bulb*
What if everything was upside down?
Then Upside down is right side up and upside down is left part middle.
What if telecommunication in today's farms didn't work in this incoherent, financial stubbing, economy? ;D ::)
There'd be a huge drop in fruit and vegetable produce, thereby a huge demand and low supply. This would force prices up, and people would be left eating meat and wheat-based products, which would also increase in price due to a huge demand. We would be fucked. I can use (big) words too. ;)
What if language never existed?
Then I wouldn't have to worry about failing English, or anything for that matter.
Weird, how I'm doing better in Spanish than English... Anyway,
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Then I would continue to be the smartest man alive.
What if we didn't have numbers?
Math would be a heck of a lot easier (not that it already is ;) )
What if Final Destination wasn't the first place I went on an SSB game?
Then your friends (and yourself) would hate you! Man I love that stage.
What if the moon hit your eye like a big pizza pie?
That would be painful...
What if rhymes didn't exist?
Then we wouldn't have the modern "pop star."
What if Pikmin was never created?
Then I never would have bought a Gamecube.
What Nintendo worked on their 1st party games more prominently?
They'd still be where they are today.
What if chairs had human legs on them?
Then we'd have no use for red squirrels.
What if SEGA decide to actually polish a Sonic title for once?
Sign of the Apocalipse?
What if i two moons existed in the sky,one of which was created in order to destroy the earth?
Another sign ofthe Apocalypse?
What if books were like the ones in SM64?
I have no idea of what you're talking about so I'm going to ingore that scenario.
What if Beethoven never wrote his 9th Symphony?
I'd still be as indifferent as I am now.
What if Nobuo Uematsu had never written the FF7 Prelude?
Then it would sound suck-ful
What if the Earth went "alalalaallah! BOOOOM!!!
Your question is racist and because you don't know who Clint eastwood is you don't deserve to have your questions answered.
What if Universe X didn't suck by knowing who Clint Eastwood is?
I don't suck, I just don't know who he is...
And I hear the joke all the time at school (it's only annoying until this one guy says it to make it funny). And you would think I would know since I'm Indian.
What if balloons didn't burst?
I would be happy[/sucky answer]
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What if you didn't learn Japanese? I don't know. I wouldn't be able to show off my awesome talent if reading 日本語, a skill I learnt in Chinese class.
What if I didn't know Chinese?
Then this topic would have died.
(it said "What if I typed in Japanese?")
(Also, Japanese > Chinese)
What if it snowed all year round?
Then winter has a new definition.
What if tape > magnets?
Yeah, Jap > CHinese. But we don't have Jap at our school. :(
Then I wouldn't be licking magnets.
What if we were allowed to use frankium instead of sodium in our water in chemistry today?
Do you mean Francium? Because if so, you're school wouldn't be there anymore.
What if smoking was prohibited nation wide with the exception of one small smoking lounge in the middle of Nebraska?
Quitters would be moving to Nebraska ;)
What if cell phones were made of glass?
Yes. Francium. Damn.
Then I would have been through about 10 phones by now.
What if I actually completed my homework?
Then you wouldn't be in 4th Grade at the age of 15.
What if dogs were a classic dish on your local restaurant?
I probably wouldn't go to that restaurant, but sit and watch the protesters.
What if the world was made of jelly?
Trees are made of metal
What if dogs didn't bark?
Cats would go "Mooooooo!"
What if hamburgers ate people?
Then it would be called King Burger.
What if Tetris was made by Germany?
All red bricks would have been sent to concentration camps.
What if Nintendo were German?
*Dies from the thought*
What if dogs had human legs?
Then there'd be less dog matter in peoples homes and more cat matter. Good-ho
What if Grey was black and blue was purple, and green didn't exist and we could see infra- red?
That's called being color-blind.
What if Nintendo made a Legend of Zelda: The Movie?
they'd make trillions considering the growing number of fans (me)
If nothing did nothing, then nothing would surely follow.
What if the sky was made of rainbow dust?
Then the ground's made of ashes.
what if i actually got work done?
Then SFK wouldn't hate you as much and I would love you even more than I do now ;)
What if I won the Banner contest?
Then we would have a new banner.
What if up was the square root of down?
This theory has already been disproved, but if it was, then (down)^2 = up. (down)^3=right. (down)^(< 0) = left and E.
What if raymond realized that SFK hates me because I'm purposley(?) being annoying?
then I'll teach you a lesson you've heard 3.141592654... times - DON'T BE ANNOYING.
What if the doomsday of 2012 came true?
Then SFK and Kefka wouldn't be Atheist anymore... maybe.
What if Troy were a girl's name?
then this guy in my class would be made fun of like heck.
What if they came out with a Windows 8 and operating systems could not improve anymore and what would it be called?
Quote from: universe-X on May 04, 2010, 03:14:07 PMThen SFK and Kefka wouldn't be Atheist anymore... maybe.
What makes you think I'm an atheist? Because I'm not.
Anyways...
It would be the most beatly thing ever a require 1 TB of RAM in order to run. And it would be called Windows 8, as you just stated.
What if raymodbl actually decided to go to a site based around things he's actually interested in?
Dude -err, I mean SFK, I'm not interested in Video Games. But I'm interested in the video game SHEET MUSIC, the reason I came here. duh.... I just go to the forum games sometimes.... they can be funny.
What if SFK learned every single orchestral instrument there is and is very good? What will he do with these skills?
This is a What if game. No other questions.
SFK- Do you meditate? I thought I remember you saying you were meditating and it contradicted that you were Atheist... Sorry, if I was wrong.
What if all cell phones had Axel F as their ringtone? (<3 Axel F)
Quote from: raymondbl on May 05, 2010, 12:19:17 PMDude -err, I mean SFK
lololol that's soooo funny lolol.
Go fuck yourself.
continuing:
Who is Axel F?
What if Raymond was
actually funny?
Quote from: universe-X on May 05, 2010, 02:51:33 PMSFK- Do you meditate? I thought I remember you saying you were meditating and it contradicted that you were Atheist... Sorry, if I was wrong.
Meditation has nothing to do with religion, depending on if you meditate on something, e.g., chakras.
Quote from: Dude on May 05, 2010, 03:10:54 PMWho is Axel F?
It's that damn Crazy Frog song. -.-" For shame, U-X. :P
I'm not sure I can imagine an alternate universe.
What if everyone lived in Soviet Russia?
In Soviet Russia... Russia lives you? psh, right.
What if Dude were nicer?
Then we'd all get along.
What if the forum had way more active people on it?
More people= more idiots.
What if the moon was not made of cheese, but instead made of cheesecake?
Then I'm sure we would have gotten to the moon earlier.
What if you found $1000 on the ground, and no one claimed it?
What do you think? :P
What if procrastination didn't exist?
I'll answer that later...
What if life was 100% awesome?
Impossible, it would need an equal amount of awful.
What if the world lived without hate? (Pretty much what UGC just said)
Everything in the world would be corrected.
What if you were a tree?
Paralyzation. Bad. You see nature's beauty, birds making homes and growing families, living +100 years to see it all. Not so bad.
What if stories didn't have to live up to a teacher's expectations?
huh?
What if U-X stopped posting things about me saying how I'm a jerk to him even though he obviously deserves it?
Why do you two hate each other?
What if U-X and Dude just got along?
I don't know :'(
What if thorn-ful vines popped out of books?
Then I wouldn't be surprised why Dude and U-X hate each other any more.
Wait that doesn't make sense..
What if buying a synthesizer was obligatory?
Quote from: Dude on May 05, 2010, 03:10:54 PMlololol that's soooo funny lolol.
Go fuck yourself.
continuing:
Who is Axel F?
What if Raymond was actually funny?
Quote from: Dude on May 05, 2010, 07:32:10 PMhuh?
What if U-X stopped posting things about me saying how I'm a jerk to him even though he obviously deserves it?
??? Seriously. what are the reasons for him deserving to be...? and on the first post, you know how people say - Dude, if I were you... dude is a general term. I wasn't meaning you, I was meaning SFK, but since everyone would think I was directing at you, I changed it to SFK and there's no backspace on this laptop :'( guess what happened to it?
What if your little sister ripped off the keys asdfjkl;?(backspace) (not the question mark)
Quote from: raymondbl on May 06, 2010, 04:50:00 PMI wasn't meaning you, I was meaning SFK
That's a bunch of bullshit.
Play the game. Please don't interfere in others' issues. (raymondbl)
Also, whatever you were trying to change, just highlight, and press delete.
And he knows Dude is a general time, which is almost why I'm guessing he chose the name.
What if these things just explained themselves?
Then we wouldn't have conflict.
What if people would leave their personal problems outside of the workplace?
Heaven.
What if I finishedstarted this story that I'm working on due tomorrow?
Well then that'd be taking time away from the important forums silly!
What if I'd actually do some of the revision I was gonna use this week for?
...I don't understand. What revision?
What if the story I made through procrastination had won an award?
:o ;D lol million dollars down up the line.
What if I was one year old? *no sarcasm there*
Then you would be two next year.
What if you had some hickory smoked dickables?
??? is a dickable? (just a question, this post doesen't count) shoot. I know how to spell...
Quote from: MaestroUGC on May 07, 2010, 06:30:31 PMThen you would be two next year.
What if you had some hickory smoked dickables?
Someone's been watching some Dr. Tran lately ;)
Hickory-smoked dickables.... nothing to complain about there :P
What if keys unlocked every door?
Then I wouldn't need a keyring. *rimshot*
What if the floor was made of lava?
Are you kidding?
What if speakers had foam over their mouths?
Then every soical gathering would turn in to an epic bubble party.
What if U-X actually played the game and gave though and creativity to his answers? ;P
Then he wouldn't be insulted or made fun of anymore.
What if the number "10" didn't exist?
Then we'd have a different number of fingers, the metric system would cease to exist, and the basic foundation of 10, which would most reasonably come after 9, as both 1 and 0 exist, would practically kill every other number >10 and <-10
Just saying.
What if Orchestra Hero were a game?
then it would probably make 0$ (considering how much more popular guitar is than orchestral instruments).
what if nintendo came out with a new zelda game for wii -
The Legend of Zelda - the Rival?
^stereotype ftl
Then the Rival would obviously refer to Ganon or some other new character, making the game suckish.
What if TV remotes were stolen?
Then not too many people would be couch potatoes.
What if they made working pokeballs? (I really want one)
Then Pokemon would be a whole lot cooler.
What if Yu-Gi-Oh! came back?
Quote from: universe-X on May 22, 2010, 11:38:53 AMThen Pokemon would be a whole lot cooler.
What if Yu-Gi-Oh! came back?
CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES
what if Oni-Link was a part of Nintendo?
Then most of Nintendo's staff would have already comitted suicide.
What if most of Nintendo's staff had already comitted suicide?
Quote from: Tranzlater on May 26, 2010, 08:06:33 AMThen most of Nintendo's staff would have already comitted suicide.
That was mean xD.
Quote from: Tranzlater on May 26, 2010, 08:06:33 AMWhat if most of Nintendo's staff had already comitted suicide?
There would be no Mario games, no pokemon games.... the children would have a difficult childhood.
What if Nintendo decided to stop developing Mario/Pokemon/Metroid... games?
China would've taken over.
What if China had taken over?
Quote from: Oni-Link on May 22, 2010, 12:31:49 PMCARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES
OMG. I laughed so hard at that.. Nice one.
Quote from: universe-X on May 26, 2010, 10:46:16 AMWhat if China had taken over?
Then Communism would have finally won.
I'd like a moment of silence, please.
Quote from: Oni-Link on May 22, 2010, 12:31:49 PMCARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES
OH! I get it now! xD That show is too fast paced to keep up with, so I just quit watching.
Moment: over.
What if flowers were only paper?
Then paper would smell very nice.
What if Tingle was real? And/or an actual fairy?
It would be fail.
What if the president was a rock?
It'd be the best one yet.
Wutifdistipeoftalkingxisted?
Then fdjsfklshkslfhjl.
What if SlowPoke continued his post?
Ummm... we wouldn't be talking about it.
What if Slow's feeling sheepish?
Well, at least he's not feeling horny. ::)
What if headphones didn't cost so much for quality?
then music would sound so much better.
what if I stopped posting and started arranging?
Then I'd be very happy. Check out my requests if you're serious.
What if I died?
We'd miss you.
What if emotes had 3-D designs to them?
0.o
Umm... I really don't know.
What if knives had no blades?
Then it'd be called a grip.
What if all phones had no cords?
The towers would leave no room for our houses.
What if we all lived in the Mushroom Kingdom?
koopa would destroy us allllll MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHA
what if the 3ds was the last advancement in technology?
edit: I did this because I've got a feeling.
aww... I thought you were back for a sec.
then the world would be doomed. smart people will no longer be needed, and the end of humans would be near (don't ask, please).
Oh my God. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU 2 PROVING YOURSELVES! JUST CONTINUE THE F***ING GAME!
What if 2+2 = fish?
Then fish would be between three and five, and a whole bunch of fours would be swimming in the ocean.
What if I said smiley faces were out to get me?
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Then may the Awesome Face protect you.
What if memes existed in real life?
Then dividing by zero would actually destroy the world...
What if memes never existed?
That fun/sometimes scary part of the internet would be taken away, then.
What if NES instruments were a required instrument to learn?
wht are the nes instruments?
Quote from: universe-X on May 29, 2010, 05:39:39 PMOh my God. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU 2 PROVING YOURSELVES! JUST CONTINUE THE F***ING GAME!
ah, I never knew Universe swore. He was 12, right?
what if my mom stopped annoying me about computer viruses on forum sites?
I dunno, but if my mom did, I'd wonder who she really was.
What if I was the only real human alive, and the rest of the people were all robots? I actually wonder about this a lot. X )
lol, someone would annihilate you in a second.
THEN THE ROBOTS SHALL RULE AGAIN!!!
*cough*
What if Abbott & Costello shared their comedy with everyone again?
This is fairly late, but...
Then we'd all be enlightened.
What if Nintendo was run by Mario and Luigi?
Then we'd have more Mario Games then ever.
What if the president was an elephant?
(And a democrat)
he'd die of being overweight.
what if I worked on taser's request?
You wouldn't be here, obviously.
What if your computer was out to get you?
Then I'd use the re-installation disc.
What if you woke up in a spaceship and a schizophrenic bee was right next to you.
Quote from: Oni-Link on June 21, 2010, 04:33:59 PMThen I'd use the re-installation disc.
What if you woke up in a spaceship and a schizophrenic bee was right next to you.
I would say "We come in
peace pieces" and they would chop me up.
Quote from: TheLegend on June 21, 2010, 05:38:34 PMI would say "We come in peace pieces" and they would chop me up.
No "What if"?
Oh well.
What if you were at the super market and you were buying tortilla chips when suddenly the bag burst open and out pops out a million tortilla chip super heroes?
With cheese.
That's going to be one hell of a party.
What if I didn't create my virtuoso series.
I probably wouldn't be here. :P
What if we just ignored the question marks at the end of these questions and decided to glorify the period instead.
You mean like this.
WHAT IF WE CONTINUED THIS GAME BY SHOUTING OUR QUESTIONS!
WELL, THAT WOULD BE VERY RUDE, WOULDN'T IT!?!?
What if...?
Indeed.
What if not...?
Nope.
What if a blue lobster dressed like Bat Man came through your ceiling and cut off your head?
Then my head would be cut off.
What if your best friend was the air.
Deepak Chopra- "Who are you?"
What if mottos were lifestyles?
They kind of are...in a sense anyway.
What if life was death?
Life wouldn't be worth living for then.
What if Tetris had 5-piece shapes?
Then I would need to redo my Tetris arrangement to compensate.
What if Nintendo didn't dominate at E3 this year?
No doubt, over half of their fans would leave.
What if life was a slut?
Then I would immediately disassociate myself with it.
What if I was not myself, but a clever ruse created to spark life on this planet.
...define spark.
What if my substitute orchestra teacher actually pronounced pizz. like it's supposed to and not pis?
You would not be asking that.
What if I hacked JaMaHa's NSM account?
Everything.
What if the moon became a meteorite to the Earth?
I would have 3 days to save the earth from the evil moon which would then get a face.
What if the ceiling above you collapsed?
I'd miss you guys, hope my dogs at least make it out.
What if you found out you have cancer?
Then I'd finally have the motivation I need to finish my requiem.
What if pluto was still a planet?
It'd have to be bigger, sadly.
What if Mario Paint became the new Finale?
Then I'd lose all faith in music software.
What if I wasn't a musician?
Quote from: MaestroUGC on June 22, 2010, 12:03:25 PMThen I'd lose all faith in music software.
What if I wasn't a musician?
You aren't. Neither am I. Musicians are professionals. You are an amateur composer, arranger, and pianist? what instruments do you play?
The person below me will list his/her favorite musician.
Georges Cziffra, Hebert von Karajan, Berlin Phil.
The person below me thinks my list is the greatest list ever.
TheLegend: Actually I have been hired to write for a small production movie, so technically I am a professional. Istruments: as a composer, all; but mainly vocals(baritone) and piano.
Pst, guys, this isn't the 'The person below me' topic.
Wow, it happened again...
What if I actually remember where I'm posting this crap?
Then this game would go smoothly. That's the 3rd time that's happened.
The per-
What if the Kinect sold more than the 3DS?
...I honestly don't know.
What if I overcame my fear of insects?
You'd start squashing all those bugs that have been bugging you.
What if the earth's radius was 5 meters?
For all we know, it could be. We might just be reeeeeeeeeally tiny
What if someone beside me actually liked my new pic? :O
That wouldn't be much of a difference.
What if someone else actually watched that show?
Oh, besides me, you mean?
Hmm... I don't really care, to be honest. Everyone has his/her personal preferences. And one of mine just happens to be an animated reality show.
What if all your dreams (and nightmares) came true?
Quite hard to imagine that, since some dreams/nightmares contradict each other :P But well, I think the world wide disaster dream/nightmare would eventually emerge victorious and therefore mankind would cease to exist.
What if Pokemon were real?
Read cobracoll's story and my upcoming story.
what if off-key sang off-key?
Then he would live up to his title.
What if oxygen was poisonous?
Technically it is
What if cheese was free for all?
The world would finally have harmony.
What if pianos were only playable through iPads?
I would start fabricating real pianos and get rich.
What if the white keys of the piano were black?
Then the black key would be white...and it would look amazing.
What if the piano was never invented?
Then I would never have taken a real interest in music or video games and the musical form of art wouldn't be as grand as it is today.
Quote from: MaestroUGC on June 23, 2010, 11:19:37 AMThen the black key would be white...and it would look amazing.
*gazes at harpsichord* One of the reasons why the harpsichords my favorits instrument ;)
What if TVs were touch screens and had no remotes?
Then I'd have to clean the screen everyday...
What if chairs were never invented?
We'd sit on the floor.
What if I wasn't here? D:
Ewwie, that would suck :3
The person below me is coll.
That sounds like a disease...
What if the flu was the key to immortality?
Then swine flu...
Coll is the better typo of cool. Duh ::)
What if war was fun?
It is with Battalion Wars.
What if Hell was actually Heaven?
Then earth would be hell.
What if Koji Kondo was never born?
Then I wouldn't be born. I would be dead, with the old troll me roaming around.
What if Koji Kondo died?
Nintendo's music wouldn't be as good.
What if biscuits naturally had butter in them?
I'd crush them under my feet.
What if the person below me googled dove chocolate?
lol, don't try and bring "The person below me is..." into this.
What if telephones required cords again?
I said "what if the perso below me" I.
they do.
what if I won the national spelling bee?
I would reinvent the English language.
What if I shot J.R.?
who's J.R.?
What if someone answered ruto's question?
That would've made Dallas much more epic.
What if J.R. shot himself?
:O
No difference, really.
What if Hayao Miyazaki died?
then movies would lose some of it sglamour.
what if pumpyheart left?
You'd freak out, apparently.
What if lightning had no thunder?
Then Strauss would'nt have written "Unter Donner und Blitz."
What if Cziffra play Cello instead of Piano?
Ah, guess who would be my idol then ;)
What if thumbs were longer than the rest of our fingers?
Our hands would look weird.
What if the sun would swallow the earth tomorrow?
I'd play HeartGold one last time.
What if they made a remake of Yellow?
I wouldn't buy it because Game Freak has got to get out of the past and make new things.
What if someone died reading this post?
then *heart attack* "aah, my chest! My chest is tearing apart!“ TheLegend screamed, falling down, clutching his left shoulder and having serious spasms. He was jerking violently, and within seconds his heartbeat was 0. Raymondbl got on the computer and wrote this.
What if that actually happened?
I didn't read the whole thing because your posts are typically not funny.
What if I actually posted my new story soon?
Quote from: SlowPokemon on June 25, 2010, 09:11:11 AMI didn't read the whole thing because your posts are typically not funny.
I'm sorry I'm not funny but you could at least spend two seconds to read it for me!
if yoou posted yoour stoory sooon I wouuld bee haapy.
What if I had perfect english?
You'd be the human dictionary.
What if NSM ceased to exist?
I would kill myself/\.
what if i actually did?
Hmm... Depends. Would I be invited to your funeral?
What if I trained the chinchilla Pokemon? :O
Then it will evolve into a bigger chinchilla Pokemon.
What if there were no soil?
There would be no trees.
What if Sony were to buy Nintendo?
I would not buy a video game ever again and probably play all the stuff from the nineties.
What if Nintendo bought out Sony?
Then I'd feel so happy to be rid of Sony.
What if Microsoft bought out Nintendo and Sony?
We'd all become one big happy family.
What if we actually managed to finish the Banjo-Kazooie community project?
NSM would be so famous... but alas.
What if algebra textbooks didn't try to sound smart?
Then maybe we would understand them.
What if I was on TV and no one here watched me? :O
Then you probably wouldn't care, because you were on TV.
What if video games never existed, along with all other forms of entertainment?
The suicide rates would go up.
What if I was all by myself on the earth, and all of you are not real?
Psh, what you get for being conceited :P
What if Hurricane Alex hit upper north instead of down South?
You'd be okay, and not in danger at all.
Oh, and :O
You think I'm conceited?
What if we were all made of fruit?
haha, what if you were on TV? What if you were the last one on Earth? :P
Sorry, I didn't mean to focus so much on...me.
I'm really not like that. Seriously. I just draw a blank when I'm faced with what if questions, so I look at the things around me. Or things that ARE me.
Thanks for pointing that out...
Okay, back to the game. Unless you wanted to say something else. :P
Haha, I was just making a point :P No need to get serious.
And I don't feel like answering :3
Fine, I'll start a new thing.
What if Pokeballs existed, but not Pokemon? (they probably wouldn't be called Pokeballs, though.)
They'd just be a mass-produced type of carrying case.
What if Pokemon existed, but not PokeBalls?
Then they'd be just like wild animals, except with super powers, but not be pets.
What if all circles were squares instead, and the circle was never invented?
Cars would be driving a lot slower.
What if it started raining now and the rain never stops?
I wouldn't mind.
What if there was only one color in the world, and everyone saw it differently?
Wow... so I'm not the only one who thinks about that... seriously.
Umm, I don't know. No difference, really. But it would be nice to know.
What if J.K. Rowling was never born?
Then I wouldn't've heard her name.
Quote from: Oni-Link on July 02, 2010, 03:45:33 PMWhat if Pokeballs existed, but not Pokemon? (they probably wouldn't be called Pokeballs, though.)
Then they would be used to carry pets like fighter dogs, bees, and sometimes used to carry animals like rhinocerus or something and horses. or beluga whales!
What if Arceus was real?
Then he would be worshiped, and he would be believed in by everyone, unlike the Christian God and etc.
What if they made a Water Blue, a Electric Yellow, and a Mind Crystal?
I'd say Nintendo is running out of colors.
What if someone here hated Tetris?
I don't hate it, I just dislike it.
What if everyone in the world said Tetris is their favorite game?
I'd have to be a master at it in order to fight my competitors.
What if calculators ran on hydro energy?
For some reason, that'd be pretty freaking awesome IMO.
What if everyone had emotions, but not faces to show them?
Our emotions would be harder to read.
What if books didn't exist?
Then we'd have to read papers, not books.
What if no one could tell the difference between cats and dogs?
Then that stupid new 3d movie wouldn't be coming out.
What if someone actually wanted to see it? :P
Then they'd probably be little kids.
What if we were all born adults?
...Pretty painful for our moms, I'm guessing.
What if we were born as adults and got younger as the years went by?
We'd be that Benjamin guy.
What if we were all super duper famous? Like Spongebob?
Then famous wouldn't mean anything anymore.
What if I had never asked Hugo and iDOWN the question of who would they have gay sex with if they had to, but could have any partner in the world?
Then it would be sexytimes for everyone.
What if I had never played Zelda?
Then your name and icon would probably not be Zelda related.
What if they named a Pokemon Mario?
(To me, Probopass looks a bit like Mario. Notice the hair, nose, and hat)
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Then Pokemon would probably fail without a Luigi.
What if we were all invisible?
Then peeping toms would be out of luck.
What if I actually had a prom date? (:D)
Then you wouldn't be the cool zelda nerd.
What if I got a 3 on AP Physics
Then that would affect only you...
What if someone had an indestructible pen?
Then the saying "The pen is mightier than the sword" wouldn't change.
What if I got to NSM first, but not as a Mod/Admin?
Umm, NSM wouldn't exist? Duh?
What if green was called yellow? But yellow wasn't called green?
Then, there wouldn't be a name for the happy color.
What if post-its didn't exist
(What I meant was the first non-mod/admin SlowPokemon)
THEN WE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO STICK NOTES PLACES D:
What if this was just one of those sites with arrangements, not a forum?
then I wouldn't have met all of you nice *cough video game nerds *cough people...
i dont really mean that.
What if DSs only came in pink
It might not sell that well, but I don't mind pink.
What if Nintendo never existed, but this site did?
It would be filled with Spyro sheet music and music from other games that have never dug special places in our hearts...
What if video games have never existed... at all
Don't even go there.
What if a pencil sharpener ate someone here alive?
We'd know that they lived in Soviet Russia.
What if art involved machines?
then it would be pixel based or there would be gadget expos showing off these "artistic machines"
What if no one could tell time
School would be a much better - and worse - place.
What if the wall behind you suddenly offered you some cheese?
Quote from: SlowPokemon on July 27, 2010, 06:31:58 AMSchool would be a much better - and worse - place.
What if the wall behind you suddenly offered you some cheese?
I'd say "Thanks man" and ask if it wanted to be friends.
What if the wall behind you suddenly told you to kill your parents?
I'd spray poison on the wall, thus killing it. I have much better plans for one of my parents -smiles evilly- hahaha!
What if only one story in the world existed?
Harry Potter would have my vote to be the one.
What if we all held a vote to decide who here is the best user?
some people would be really bummed/angry/elated at the results
What if no form of currency existed?
Hmm... hard to say.
What if there was only one big country?
... there would be lots and lots of revolts, i tell you
What if pen was the only writing form in the world
We'd need more white out ink than oil that was in the BP Spill.
What if a Missed Call meant your phone's broken? (I'm tired guys, bear with me)
Then my phone's working perfectly :D
What if milk really came from horses?
then we would still be drinking the wrong milk.
What if Apple didn't exist
Then Microsoft would now be Macrohard.
What if people actually paid attention to punctuation?
>:(
I pay attention to punctuation!
What if my iPod was stolen... by me?
You would have to call the cops on yourself!
What would happen if the only drink in the world is coffee?
Then Brazil will own us and Carneval would last for months at a time.
What if people used Starcraft to sell porn?
Then Koreans would be the largest purchaser of porn per capita globably... not to mention they would be able to download spectravision at faster rates... ha ha
What if James Bond existed
Then Jackie Chan's probably a myth.
WHAT IF PEOPLE STARTED PAYING ATTENTION TO PUNCTUATION!? [/nazi]
We have definitely been through this before. :3
What if I was a cow?
Then I'd be a horse!
What if we could only speak in questions
What if I answered that?
What if all of our DSes never worked again?
I'd still be able to play on my EMU on my computer... haha suckah! But I would hold a moment of silence for my DS games
What if everyone had a nook?
Then everyone would need glasses after spending so much time with it.
What if I sold that vodka stash I found today? (Guess where... >__>)
er... not so sure I want to know where, honestly.
What if we all were part of a bigger plot to take over the worlds, courtesy of the mods? o_O
then we'd be like mormons and rule over a planet each! haha
What if keeping Christmas lights up all year is the norm?
Eh, a lot less work in December.
What if Game Freak came out with a flash drive Pokemon?
... that would be kinda cool, actually... except it'll be so similar to magnemite (probably minus the steel type)
What if we were stuck with one desktop wallpaper for the rest of our computers' lives?
then you'd better hope microsoft comes up with less lame default backgrounds.
What if you awoke to find yourself turned into a giant beetle?
Kafka huh? Well then, I'd speed things up and instead of being miserable and confused for much of the story, I'd just kill myself in the first few minutes or so.
What if the letter "e" on our keyboards suddenly stopped working?
then i'd use that miserable on screen keyboard
What if you couldn't use a calculator for calculus?
Quote from: drpamplemousse on July 28, 2010, 07:43:11 PMWhat if keeping Christmas lights up all year is the norm?
It is for me.. at least, in my basement.
Quote from: drpamplemousse on July 31, 2010, 09:25:12 AMthen i'd use that miserable on screen keyboard
What if you couldn't use a calculator for calculus?
I wouldn't know, but I'm guessing it'd be bad.
What if cheese didn't exist?
Quote from: ETFROXX on July 31, 2010, 04:29:32 PMIt is for me.. at least, in my basement.
I wouldn't know, but I'm guessing it'd be bad.
What if cheese didn't exist?
Same here... snowflake lights adorn my studio!
If cheese didn't exist I'd be another 30 pounds lighter... but extremely angered that certain flavors couldnt be accomplished
What if dairy products all together didn't exist
no one would know if he was lactose intolerant or not.
What if flaargendhfuiofjnejiopewjiojiwok?
then ailjoieoadkljf fjjieis iwiuotkla cnkladskljic!
What if Beowolf was never written?
Hmm. No movie as well.
What if stories were only conveyed to us orally?
Then it would be how Homer told his Epics... orally
What if Pokémon never existed
:o I'm not speaking to you. :)
What if we all asked ourselves a what if question every day?
Some famous philosophers do.
What if there was only 1 planet?
I'd hope against hope it was Earth.
What if I was a really nice person whom everyone liked? :D
I've already answered this question... but there would be no need to hurl insults at that person!
What if libraries existed only in computer servers?
Err, I probably wouldn't like to read as much...
What if Oliver Twist was never written?
... then i wouldn't have missed anything... i havent read it yet.
What if clothes were still made by hand?
It's a really good book. :) But you probably already know the basic story.
...Some of them are. ;P
What if pens wrote with poison?
just dont lick the ink!
What if Homer never existed?
Odysseus would never have cheated on his wife.
What if a humanitarian ate humans, like a vegetarian eats vegetables?
then there would be less starving people in africa and asia
What if there was no world hunger?
This is a long shot, but there would probably be less fat people too.
What if people weren't allowed to live in Arizona?
I wouldn't mind.
What if people weren't allowed to live in North America. (That means U.S. AND Canada)
You forgot Mexico, dimwit! (jk on that, not jk on mexico)
and I wouldnt mind... I could live in France, Japan or Australia
What if the temperature on earth never went above 90, but never below 30?
We will be the forest moon of Endor, because our planet doesn't change.
What if pokemon battles in the games ran on Namco's Linear Motion Battle System (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linear_Motion_Battle_System#Battle_system)?
Then Pikachu's Thunderbolt would be known as 2AB+66ABK (see what I did there? XD)
What if Pokemon were edible? (Ash could eat meat in the game, but do animals even exist alongside Pokemon?? What was he actually eating ???)
Then Arceus would be the best tasting meat ever.
What if the Christian/Any other God believed in another religion?
He doesn't. I just know it.
What if someone opened a Mexican Restaurant called Nacho Mama's?
Uncanny... down here there is this place called Papa Nachos... its pretty bad, too!
What if their was a pizza place called "Pete Za's Famous New York Pizza"?
That has such a cheesy name that it's destined to fail.
What if only one generation of Pokemon (monsters only) was ever made, but they kept releasing new regions?
well, that series would be destined to greatness, because the older players complaining of "the new Pokémon ruined the series" would still be playing it!
What if you locked yourself out of your phone and forgot the password?
Er, something tells me that you just did this because your latest posts all concern it...
I don't know, I have no phone.
Now I'm going to take a leaf out of my book.
What if breeding Pokemon never went how you wanted it to?
Then you'd be SlowPokemon.
What if Kirby got powers some other way, instead of inhaling?
Err, he wouldn't be as famous, truthfully. And he wouldn't be Kirby.
What if Green Greens had a different theme?
I would cry. Green Greens is freaking the most epic kirby song ever!
What if there was no music when fighting pokémon
then I would gather my friends and perform a capella action music whenever a battle came on (I would totally be the lead air guitar.. while playing.. somehow >_>;)
What if your musical instrument came to life and started talking to you?
Hmmm....I actually play a flute(-like) instrument so I guess I'd be hearing relentless innuendo.
What if leaves were actually blue?
This would mean that leaves don't have chlorophyll , so they couldn't change CO2 in O2, then Earth would be totally unlivable and humanity (and life in general) would die.
What if Nintendo and Microsoft merged!? :o
Urk... don't want to think about it. x)
What if everyone stated his/her real name on here?
people already have, [CENSORED]... you just want to be stalkerish and go searching for it... i already know a bunch of names without asking (cause they told me... haha)
What if everyone had to use their name when signing in, instead of a sn?
Ohh dear. Then there would be more lurkers than registered users?
(Hmm...did you try stalking the users here on facebook via their displayed email and the NSM facebook page? I found universe-x there when I was reading some posts but I SWEAR IT WAS AN ACCIDENT :o)
Quote from: FallenPianist on August 05, 2010, 07:28:26 AMThis would mean that leaves don't have chlorophyll , so they couldn't change CO2 in O2, then Earth would be totally unlivable and humanity (and life in general) would die.
It depends...green color exists in chlorophyll because plants absorb mostly the red light from the Sun. because Earth's conditions doesn't allow many shorter EM waves reach its surface. But if either the Sun emitted more high frequency, shorter EM waves like orange or yellow, or if the planet allowed more of these short EM waves to the surface, plants could have been purple or pink. Now if this changed suddenly, then the chlorophyll would currently be useless and everyone would die. :D /rant
What if everyone on NSM forced one nerdy friend to join the site?
someone here has already friended me on facebook. and you'll have to dig me out of the NSM fb page!
If we forced one nerdy friend to join NSM, im outta of here... it'll be a nerd attack of catastrophic proportions
What if NSM wasn't a nerdy site?
then the nin in ninsheetmusic would stand for Nine Inch Nails
what if humans could all see ultraviolet/infra-red light?
we would probably have a pretty bad headache cause they are a higher/lower frequency... and UV rays are high intensity, too!
What if we could only see two colors (not black and white)
Life would be way dull. =(
What if everyone was blind?
Then things that we'd have to see to enjoy wouldn't exist.
What if music was something you could touch, and taste?
Then rap would taste look and taste like a dumpster... haha
What if video games were based upon real things (and events)
Some are.
What if lava lamps used real lava?
Then you couldnt touch the glass without your hands melting... plus theres not enough charge in a 120V outlet to melt rocking into lava
What if we constantly had the hiccups
Then between every hiccup, people would say "kill me". (from the Simpsons lol)
What if government jobs required IQ tests?
We would definitely be in a better situation in terms of how money is spent (because we can't control the economy)
What if the economic cycle can be controlled
That's what socialism's trying to do.
What if Justin Bieber dies and finally shuts the hell up?
Aww man, you just got my hopes up. >:(
What if grapefruits played Scrabble?
Does it count if DP did that? XD
What if the whole world adopts Esperanto?
Then there would be no more need for English.
What if abortion didn't actually work?
Then the world will be one big happy place... I think everyone knows my stance :D
What if college was 12 years long?
Then I'd forget about having a career.
Quote from: drpamplemousse on September 19, 2010, 08:18:04 PMThen the world will be one big happy place... I think everyone knows my stance :D
It's not really that simple...let's leave it at that.
What if people could eat magma?
Than I would be hot!!!
....
What if Jesus Christ was an alcoholic?
he DID turn water into wine! Christian/Catholic doctrine prohibits drunkenness...
What if card keys replaced real keys!
What is it with you and card keys lately? :D I think it would be pretty interesting, and an efficient way to deal with things.
What if octopi ruled the earth?
Then I wouldn't have the fear of squid.
What if everyone had perfect memory?
It would be a utopia for the first 50 seconds before someone finds out they are still superior to others (in some way).
What if our dolls were to come alive this second?
Nothing would happen to me, because I has no dolls... but they would take over the world otherwise!
What if plastic was the only way to hold things (no glass or metals existed)
Quote from: SlowPokemon on September 20, 2010, 06:36:45 PMWhat is it with you and card keys lately? :D I think it would be pretty interesting, and an efficient way to deal with things.
What if octopi ruled the earth?
That's my key into my house!
D: what would we smoke out of?
What if the Judicial system worked?
... .___.
^That's my answer.
What if I got over my fear of insects?
Then you can go apple picking!
What if everyone was forced to go to college?
We would have a greater number than less than 1% of the global population, and people would be much more literate... and you actually might have to fight for a job to be a District Manager of a Retail Chain
What if there wasn't a single bad stench in the world?
Then Paris Hilton would be more popular.
What if the world was attacked by angry Fearow?
Then we would be in some deep shit... but have you seen The Simpson's Movie where the Swellow return to Springfield and crash into the dome??? I love it when they put Pokémon references (good and bad) in other things I watch!
What if we used reuseable water bottles and the plastic ones in the store n'existe pas (didn't exist)
The we would use all that plastic in some other cheap, non reusable product :P
What if I were the president of the free world?
Then everyone would choose to be slaves. ;)
XD, I'm only joking.
The person below me should be doing homework right now.
This is the "What if" topic, silly, and no i'm not,
what if the person below me doesn't do their homework tonight?
I'm trying! T__T
What if the person below me could rhyme "month"
(EDIT: OH CRAP)
ACK!!!! Sorry about posting "the person below me" in the wrong topic!!! :(
Month.... funth... dunth.... kunth...
Apparently I can't come up with a rhyme at the moment...
What if Palin became president?
We'll be able to see Russia from our house (and that would be Washington DC)... If she miraculously passes the Republican primary (which is highly unlikely) in 2012, I will vote for her... because I can't have Obama do what he has done to America for another 4 years... But I am a Huckabee/Romney supporter at the moment
What if PBJ was the primary source of life on planet earth?
PBJ? ???
Then I guess America's peanut farmers would stage a revolution of some kind.
Quote from: Jub3r7 on September 24, 2010, 08:13:16 AMACK!!!! Sorry about posting "the person below me" in the wrong topic!!! :(
Month.... funth... dunth.... kunth...
Apparently I can't come up with a rhyme at the moment...
It's fine. There's no rhyme for month apparently.
What if politicians didn't get paid?
Then they would be even more corrupt, taking money from their campaign expenses.
What if only Liberals OR Conservatives existed?
Then every country would be the same.
What if I actually started working on my homework?
you wouldn't be failing Biology you ACUTALLY might be able to get into Community College, but that's a stretch!
What if coffee was the source of "water" for humans?
Then its diuretic effect would have disappeared generations ago. Also people would sleep less.
What if alcohol was (still) the main drink for humans?
People would die more from liver damage and less from heart attacks (because of the Merlot/Cabernet effect)
What if wine was actually an ambrosia send by the gods to prolong life here on earth... haha?
Conservatives would drink more than a glass a night :/
There is a 12% chance that when the Andromeda Galaxy collides with the Milky way, Our solar system will be thrown out of the picture into empty space... What If??
We're all going to die! haha.
What if Liberalism didn't exist (the one that came about in the 1700s and 1800s)
The Simpsons' answer to any time travel and previous events prevented from occurring would result in your family being well-behaved and wealthy, owning a luxury sedan, sisters-in-law being dead and cause donuts to fall from the sky.
Quote from: winterkid09 on September 25, 2010, 04:27:50 PMThere is a 12% chance that when the Andromeda Galaxy collides with the Milky way, Our solar system will be thrown out of the picture into empty space... What If??
The collision is more than a billion years away :D.
What if we could run cars on salt water?
It would be extremely cheap and not environmentally hazardous to run them!!!!
What if planes didn't require gas to fly?
Then they would be fueled by human blood... :o
What if you got a blood clot in your left pinky toe?
A blood clot? Wouldn't you die? :D
What if I could get rid of my professor's annoying accent?
Then he would have a low, monotone voice that gave everyone nightmares. ;D
What if your parents walked up and told you that you were born with a brain defect?
I would feel fine... because I ALREADY KINDA DO! (see TPYTOTM2 thread, Asberger's Syndrome)... haha. I have an EXTREMELY MILD, if nearly non-existant case!
What if we didn't drop the nuke on Japan and then they took over America?
Then anime would be 7000 times more popular! ;D
What if someone on this website was a spy for Nintendo in order to find and remove B/W ROM's? O_O
Well, I am a nintendo employee, if that works!
What if onion rings on burgers were the norm?
No burgers for me. :(
What if Five Guys went out of business? D:
Then I would rejoice since In-and-Out will be back on top of the Best Burger List from Zagat survey... Five Guys is destroying the privately-run company in Orange County... you don't see I-a-O branching into Hot-Lanta!!! (Sorry, I do like the little guy before corporations in SOME cases... but about 90% of the time, I take the Corporation side)
What if the the business world was made up entirely of small businesses?
Five Guys is THE best burger, sorry.
And, that wouldn't last long because so many people would expand.
The person below me hates burgers.
No, but the last time I've eaten one was well over a year ago.
Hmmm...there's a Five Guys near Nintendo World, I think. Maybe I'll drop by this weekend!
What if all 'local' restaurants were awful?
Quote from: SlowPokemon on September 28, 2010, 04:41:01 PMFive Guys is THE best burger, sorry.
And, that wouldn't last long because so many people would expand.
The person below me hates burgers.
This is "What if..."
Quote from: Ruto on September 28, 2010, 06:20:18 PMNo, but the last time I've eaten one was well over a year ago.
Hmmm...there's a Five Guys near Nintendo World, I think. Maybe I'll drop by this weekend!
What if all 'local' restaurants were awful?
We would have to rely on the corporations, because the local restaurants usually have the good stuff!!!
What if internet was free everywhere (like the US had wifi within its borders)?
Then 95% of the US population would either be overweight or underweight;
from not exercising, or from being too lazy to eat.
And if we were ever forced to stand up, our bones would either break from either
1. All the weight or
2. Extremely fragile and sore (because we never use them).
What if I ended my post with this question?
Well... uh, I don't know what to respond
(and I was looking for there is no need for 3G across the US)
What if Sparkling Water was the "normal" water?
Then normal water would be dull water?
What if SFK got caught in that hurricane?
SFK was active yesterday, but he's obviously holding out on posting.
What if we all sent him flame PMs? :o
already happened probably.
What if this TWG is an epic fail, but not on my part (or the game's) either
We have some pretty crappy players, then. (So I don't think this will be the case!)
What if I finally got chosen as a wolf? :o
Umm... I won't say anything, except, you have a 27.2% chance of being a wolf! Bonne Chance, monsieur!
What if I turned off my phone for a week?
Then it would be pointless to wear underpants.
What if everyone had to help Dr. Zaius? (http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/entertainment/watch/v1513845XgMakDMe)
Then they all...
would make a monkey...
out of me... :P
What if I didn't end my post with this question?
Then you wouldn't have killed the topic. >_>
What if I were to attempt the revival of this topic?
Then I would post.
What if nobody else does?
Then I have just disproved your statement. >__> In other words, we will never know.
What if Pokemon existed--but only one of each type?
I'd kill the normal one.
What if, as I've promised to several friends, I *do* end up genetically engineering Pokemon?
Then we would have to change your last name to a plant, instead of calling you Professor Maretocks.
Also, I want Turtwig.
What if I wasn't so horrible at arranging? :P
Then, we wouldn't hate you for being so bad. :P Joking XD
What if the world doesn't end in 2012?
Then it would be like nothing happened and a huge hype would just have been there. (There are a lot of "h"s in that sentence).
What if college was free for all Americans?
Then you would get an Imperial shitload of British students in them. And some kids might actually have viable futures.
What if there was an entirely different method of schooling that was at a faster pace, with much more learning and less years, and you could apply to move in to it?
Then I suppose... people would apply to move into it for faster schooling... :/
It sounds like it would be less efficient, but meh. Anything to make it go by faster?
Quote from: drpamplemousse on January 19, 2011, 03:08:19 PMWhat if college was free for all Americans?
What if all Americans were forced to go to college?
Then people get smarter and get a degree.
What if I never joined this forum? :o
Then Slow would have met up with someone else. :O
What if GEN V Pokemon games were recalled due to in-game hypnotism?
Quote from: Saria on January 19, 2011, 06:47:03 PMThen people get smarter and get a degree.
What if I never joined this forum? :o
NOOOO NOT MY LITTLE AZN BUDDY
And that would be so awesome. Plus I would be the first victim as I go looking for spinda.
What if hypnotizing anyone turned out to be really simple? >=)
We would have a lot of people under mind control! Possible armies to take over the government, or the president in charge of all the people in congress, etc...
What if plane tickets were REALLY CHEAP! Like the price of a train ticket from SD to SLO
Then I will travel all over the world and maybe visit some of you. ;)
What if Dahans was mean? :o
Don't talk crazy. xD
What if music was never invented?
Quote from: SlowPokemon on January 20, 2011, 03:43:51 PMDon't talk crazy. xD
What if my avatar played sound effects? :p
It would be cool for 10 seconds, then SUPER ANNOYING!
What if caffeine didnt exist
Then I was the same!
What if I wasn't coming here.
Then we would have less sheets. :(
What if every member ever suddenly came back to the forum?
Quote from: Jub3r7 on January 21, 2011, 11:47:11 AMThen we would have less sheets. :(
What if every member ever suddenly came back to the forum?
Then we have all sheets from all zelda games in one year...
What if DKCR never came out?
Already did. >:-D
What if my composing skills matched my writing skills?
You have writing skills!?!? Wait, what?
What if I never would have shown up on this topic
Then there will be no fabbemannen.
What if I was nice to everybody? :o
Quote from: fabbemannen on January 21, 2011, 02:27:31 PMYou have writing skills!?!? Wait, what?
Not really. xD
Quote from: Saria on January 22, 2011, 07:15:57 AMThen there will be no fabbemannen.
What if I was nice to everybody? :o
I would wonder what was wrong with you.
What if Spinda ruled the earth?
Everyone would do the dizzydance!
What if Slow changed his avatar?
It would 1) Be awesome and 2) probably be another pokemon
What if I was actually affected by caffeine
Then you would stay the same. (you're always tired)
What if dahans never joined the forum? (And don't say Ruto would be with somebody else :P)
There wouldnt be a long list of some epically amazing arrangements
What if Sarias family was upper middle class
Quote from: drpamplemousse on January 22, 2011, 10:27:44 AMIt would 1) Be awesome and 2) probably be another pokemon
hah! It's not spinda... but that panda bear still packs a dizzy punch...
Then they would fly all over the world to meet everyone on NSM! :D
What if Saria and Ruto were awesome enough to join TWG? :'(
What's that? Everybody's telling me to join. I dunno the rules.
So the answer is: I dunno.
What if visited everybody on the forum? >:D
First, I wouldn't know that it was you 'cause I don't know how everyone looks like here on nsm (a face to the name topic!), and second, I would be really surprised when I said that it was you
What if I killed myself and blamed it on Concerto?
We probably wouldn't believe that. 1) Concerto's too lazy to do anything that massive 2) he lives in Utah, far from Sweden
What if everyone active and are from outside the us moved to the us (state of their choice)
Then they would contribute to the immigration. :P
What if Saria read the rules to TWG?
Then she would play!!!
What if smoothies were the water source for humans
Then people would drink it.
Quote from: Jub3r7 on January 23, 2011, 01:33:21 PMWhat if Saria read the rules to TWG?
Quote from: drpamplemousse on January 23, 2011, 01:37:28 PMThen she would play!!!
I read the rules. Not interested. :P
What if Family Guy was never made? >:D
Then all those younger people wouldn't be talking about sex AND saying that girls have cooties at the same time.
What if the Simpsons were never made?
Family Guy would still ****
What if girls didn't exist?
Good luck with that xD [other reasons are obvious, right?]
What if guys didn't exist?
all the ex-guys would have sex with themself 0_o
What if everyone in the world had to post in this forum to survive
Then I suppose the would either
1.Die, or
2.Post on this forum.
The person below me has a monotone voice at the moment.
Nope! And wrong game!!!
What if there was no Rap music in the world
Woohoo! ;D ;D ;D
What if America was never discovered
Quote from: Jub3r7 on January 24, 2011, 11:59:04 AMThe person below me has a monotone voice at the moment.
I have to say, you have done this more times than anyone else here.
Even more than Slow when he forgot to put the continuing question on things! haha
What if dairy didnt exist
Then all of us would have really fragile bones or something... but most of all I wouldn't have any ice cream! :'(
Quote from: SlowPokemon on January 24, 2011, 01:40:08 PMI have to say, you have done this more times than anyone else here.
Nah, drp, I think he's forgotten more times tha I've done that... :P
Also, what if I got good enough at my song to play blind-folded for the talent show?
I think playing something with a blindfold looks very conceited xD
You would be better off just performing amazingly. :D
What if I was less self-centered? :O
Rainbows would appear all over the world.
What if Pokemon Black/White suddenly got delayed for another year?
Slow would have a heart attack and everyone else would complain (KF wouldnt care).
What if sniffing sharpies got you high?
Then underage children would get high under their parents' noses.
Oh wait, they already do.
What if China and Google teamed up to take over the world?
It's happening. Their products and software are in every single household...
What if hundreds of years pass by without any changes in technology? (Think Hyrule and Middle-earth)
We'd have more people in tights going "Excuse me Princess" and "Huhh!", lots more short people, a evil red-haired green man who is trying to take over the world with evilness, people would be saying "My precioushhhh!" all the time and NSM wouldn't exist!
What if Kojo Kondo had never been born?
We'd still have the far-better epic person that is Mahito Yokota.
What if Ken Sugimori had never been born?!? D:
Well, Mahito Yokota is going based off things that Koji Kondo did... there is never a better a person better than Koji Kondo because he started it all... all Mahito Yokota is good for is just writing orchestrations to things based off of Koji Kondo's work -- he may have written better things, but he's the composer of the latest generation, which means he's had a lot to work with in terms of VIs and enhanced sound technology. Kondo had a MIDI player for music because the game wouldn't support epic music. If you ever listen to TP's album (I'm thinking you haven't that much), you can hear Kondo's epic, recent work. So in conclusion, Kondo is the epicest of them all. (But, that's just my opinion, you know!). I cant wait to hear
Now for Ken Sugimori, there would be different Pokémon from what we know in love today... because the guy who invented Pokémon, Satoshi what's his name still was there to start it.
What if Pokémon was never invented, Mahito Yokota was never born to music for SMG and the Mario and Luigi RPG series was just something that stopped after SuperStar Saga
Quote from: drpamplemousse on February 26, 2011, 11:28:16 AMWhat if Pokémon was never invented
Then there wouldn't be much point in life... well almost. ;)
Th What if we raised ten thousand dollars for an nsm reunion?
It wouldn't be a reunion if we didn't have some massive thing in the first place. BUT! We are all going to Frenchland (or California if Roz says is freezing)... and we wont have to drive!
What if calories had no effect on our physical appearance?
Then I'm set? Or rather, stuck looking like some anorexic teenager...
What if everyone gets drunk during the NSM reunion?
Then we can have fun with them... as all other people do with drunkies! haha
What if we run out of booze at the NSM reunion
Umm, in that case I'd blame Harvest for spending our booze money on acid.
What if the NSM Reunion was in Anarctica?!?
Quote from: SlowPokemon on February 26, 2011, 06:06:53 PMUmm, in that case I'd blame Harvest for spending our booze money on acid.
What if the NSM Reunion was in AnTarctica?!?
Well, We would have fun, and then we could go to South Africa or Argentina!!! We would have fun with trying to survive!
What if our NSM reunion was in the middle of the Sahara
Then SlowPokemon would have to worry about lions.
What if the reunion was in an alternate dimension?
Then it would be mind blowing (or in the torn world)
What if the NSM reunion was in Japan?
Quote from: SlowPokemon on February 26, 2011, 06:06:53 PMUmm, in that case I'd blame Harvest for spending our booze money on acid.
What if we held the NSM reunion at my house?
Id die from too many cigarettes and
Quote from: SlowPokemon on February 26, 2011, 06:06:53 PMUmm, in that case I'd blame Harvest for spending our booze money on acid.
I think that would be just a general case for everything/everywhere
What if the NSM reunion was held at my place?
Good luck seeing it in one piece the next day ;) Also, there would be citrus fruit peels everywhere.
What if the NSM reunion was held in New York and everyone had to wear top hats?
We could be gentlemen in the Nintendo World Store, pwning little kids who think they can beat Roz's Parasect with their Reshiram easy.
What if the Reunion was held in Slow's neck of the woods